In tonight’s State of the Union address, President Trump is expected to make policy announcements and we’re hearing he could go on for up to three hours. He’s certain to break his own record from last year of 99 minutes (technically not a SOTU) and Bill Clinton’s long-winded 88 minutes in 2000.

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"In tonight’s State of the Union address, President Trump is expected to make policy announcements"

that would be a first.

i expect petty whining, random delusionary rambling, inaccurate blame for imaginary slights, false claims of accomplishments, and racist gaslighting and dog whistles.

i doubt he can even spell policy, much less come up with one.

@newsguyusa it is unlikely to be as interesting as the SOTU where Bill Clinton exhaustively went through all of the feasible and marginally feasible sexual acts that he did not perform with that woman.
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@newsguyusa Steve I’m so sorry if you have to cover that. I hope you’ll be allowed to drink
@newsguyusa Donald Trump rapes children.
@liquor_american according to the Donald Trump Department Of Justice, all of the evidence that will ever see the light of day has totally vindicated him.
@newsguyusa If a blowhard rambles for 3 hours and no one tunes in does it make a sound?
@newsguyusa I can't believe Kalshi isn't running a market on him falling asleep mid speech
@newsguyusa Is any of it going to make sense?
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Three hours? How many people are gonna die from taking a shot for every obvious lie that he spits out?