Because, f**k you! That's why.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/55802613

Arch is Amazing. Bazzite is Beautiful. CentOS is Civilized. Debian is Dope. Endeavour is Enchanting. Fedora is Fantastic.

I use Fedora so I’m stopping at F.

Gentoo is great. Hannah Montana Linux is happening.

… nothing comes to mind for I, passing that along to the next person.

IPFire is inflammable, …

I’d never heard of IPFire before searching btw, and it’s not a general purpose distribution. I cannot find any active distro for J, but I found this JustEnoughLinuxOS

What is IPFire?

IPFire.org

JeOS is just part of Ubuntu Server now

Kubuntu is Kinda a thing?

Linux is Linux

Manjaro is Megafun

NixOS … is Now?

OpenSuse is Open

I got nothing for ‘p’

Puppy Linux is Perfect.
We don’t speak of Manjaro. Not even for memes. Mint can be mega for alliteration
Manjaro is Missing another certificate

Linux is Linux

Lubuntu is lightweight

Ubuntu is Snappy

/s

And Ubuntu is … also there.
ZorinOS is Zen.
Ubuntu is uhh…
It Used to be great. Now, uBuntu is a bit Bloated…
PopOS! is praiseworthy
Use TempleOS! It is divine
C C C COMBOBREAKER

Nixos is greeeeeaaaaat… Well I kinda hate it, but also love it.

Gaming on nixos is thanks to valve a no brainer.

But anything else might be more difficult on nixos. But also more configureable and immutable

OpenSuSE still the wallflower
This sentence is the problem most people that are basic end users that use windows have. They have no fucking clue why so many versions exist (or flavors what have you) and have no idea what to install. Windows gives them the comfort of an all encompassing OS even if it’s shitty it’s easy. My 67 year old mom probably can’t just use Linux.
Lots of Windows users don’t even know they use Windows, so I don’t think this really matters, as long as the computer comes preinstalled with a user-friendly distro or their tech savvy grandson sets it up for them.