Because, f**k you! That's why.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/55802613

Arch is Amazing. Bazzite is Beautiful. CentOS is Civilized. Debian is Dope. Endeavour is Enchanting. Fedora is Fantastic.

I use Fedora so I’m stopping at F.

Gentoo is great. Hannah Montana Linux is happening.

… nothing comes to mind for I, passing that along to the next person.

IPFire is inflammable, …

I’d never heard of IPFire before searching btw, and it’s not a general purpose distribution. I cannot find any active distro for J, but I found this JustEnoughLinuxOS

What is IPFire?

IPFire.org

JeOS is just part of Ubuntu Server now

Kubuntu is Kinda a thing?

Linux is Linux

Manjaro is Megafun

NixOS … is Now?

OpenSuse is Open

I got nothing for ‘p’

Puppy Linux is Perfect.
We don’t speak of Manjaro. Not even for memes. Mint can be mega for alliteration
Manjaro is Missing another certificate

Linux is Linux

Lubuntu is lightweight