Arch is Amazing. Bazzite is Beautiful. CentOS is Civilized. Debian is Dope. Endeavour is Enchanting. Fedora is Fantastic.

I use Fedora so I’m stopping at F.

Gentoo is great. Hannah Montana Linux is happening.

… nothing comes to mind for I, passing that along to the next person.

IPFire is inflammable, …

I’d never heard of IPFire before searching btw, and it’s not a general purpose distribution. I cannot find any active distro for J, but I found this JustEnoughLinuxOS

JeOS is just part of Ubuntu Server now

Kubuntu is Kinda a thing?

Linux is Linux

Manjaro is Megafun

NixOS … is Now?

OpenSuse is Open

I got nothing for ‘p’