When Blind people send emoji to Blind people, we are picking a text description from a list and receiving the same.
Let's become ungovernable. Simply type the emoji in text.
While you're at it, include emoji that do not exist.
Melting popsicle.
Broken umbrella.
Crying horse.
Pizza rat.

We really can do anything

Wow, you folks have made my commute with these replies! I'm a Blind tech educator in NYC and I run a tactile graphics lab — come get your library card and print some raised-line emoji with us talkingbooks.nypl.org
@ChanceyFleet Next time I am in NYC for sureeeee!
@ChanceyFleet Wrist trapped in white cane elastic skin tone 17.
@ChanceyFleet I've got 4 critters here who squeaked that they'll see your "pizza rat" and raise you a small claw rubbing out Braille dots.
@ChanceyFleet there is robust precedent for this! popcorn.gif
@ChanceyFleet I'm not blind, and I think this is a wonderful idea! : underpants_on_the_outside :

@GeePawHill @ChanceyFleet

Absolutely. I frequently have no idea what an emoji is supposed to be.

@ChanceyFleet I will force :thinking: even on places that do not have it as a valid emoji. Also, :joy: but the text representation doesn't indicate that it looks like crying laughing

@ChanceyFleet @vmbrasseur crying horse pizza rat? Unsure if https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/936:_Password_Strength or Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

(Linked to explainxkcd as original has no transcript.)

936: Password Strength - explain xkcd

explain xkcd is a wiki dedicated to explaining the webcomic xkcd. Go figure.

@ChanceyFleet totallyagreeandsendhugs emoji 🫂
@ChanceyFleet neocat backflip icecream sunday skateboard
@ChanceyFleet Emojify :AllTheThings: ! :HeckYeahKid: :Philosoraptor: :AreYaWinningSon:
@ChanceyFleet sometimes, a word is worth a thousand pictures

big exclamation points, applauding crowd, brass band marching, and more big exclamation points!

@ChanceyFleet

@ChanceyFleet Spider in skirt suit levitating.
@ChanceyFleet sprouting half-dry moss, tickling my toes
@ChanceyFleet Oof!! So much typing.

@ChanceyFleet

I'm not sure I've ever intentionally used an emoji. Some software automatically replaces emoticons with emojis, and I know I've been bit by that when moving fast. But intentionally? I don't think so.

THIS, OTOH, I am here for :BreakDancingWombatWearingChapsAndClownShoes

@lolcat @ChanceyFleet
I had to write instructions in MS Word referencing a file on a D: drive. People would ask me why I thought that was so funny. 😁

@EugestShirley @ChanceyFleet

Ugh, yes. So much "help" making me want to scream.

@EugestShirley @lolcat @ChanceyFleet I’m always amused when 8) gets replaced with 😎regardless of context
@ChanceyFleet The melting popsicle is my favourite along with the burning ice cream cone!
@ChanceyFleet
:genderless skunk:
loves this
(ETA - Oh there is already a genderless skunk emoji... Well I'll be.)

@ChanceyFleet

Grass Mud Horse

River Crab

🤭

(if you know you know)

@ChanceyFleet

:rat hole: is the emptiness I feel that there is no :pizza rat: emoji.

@ChanceyFleet as a sighted person, I support this even if everyone in the conversation is sighted
@ChanceyFleet @remixman Of course, let's not forget the obligatory colon in the front and back, the way modern instant messaging services do autocompletion of Emoji. This or the asterisk.
@ChanceyFleet Mischievously grinning squirrel

@ChanceyFleet "While you're at it, include emoji that do not exist. "

If enough people use the Pizza Rat fake emoji, they will have to make a real Pizza Rat emoji.

@ChanceyFleet As a sighted person needing the text descriptions to understand most emoji, I like this. Easier to write, easier to read, potentially more precise.
@ChanceyFleet
I have a special fondness for Pizza Rat.🍕 🐀
@ChanceyFleet @codrut With Mastodon supporting custom emoji, the challenge is now for some daring pixel artist to create emoji for these things so we can add them to our list!
@ChanceyFleet I've been doing this and it's freeing to be able to conjure up anything you want. -:breakdancing panda with amen breaks:-
@konstruct @ChanceyFleet the sticker wherein "insert (amen break sample) or select (another amen break sample)"
@orchidea @ChanceyFleet thank you for shopping at *177 bpm mashcore*
@ChanceyFleet @konstruct it was on top of a spongebob screenshot. how could i forget the spong

@ChanceyFleet excellent idea.. I love it.

:BananaHat :FelineUmbrella :OminousWarthog

@ChanceyFleet small cat standing on top of large cat
@transoptimal @ChanceyFleet ObMeme: small cat the size of a large cat.
@ChanceyFleet Inside Out Red Umbrella
@ChanceyFleet Haha I use :blob​cat​heart: (blob cat heart; I used zero-width spaces both to separate words and to stop it from converting that to the actual emoji, hopefully that made it readable) in chat software that doesn't have custom emoji all the time, and we're sighted! Just typing the emoji code.

@ChanceyFleet

:rampant squirrel:
:limp lettuce:

@ChanceyFleet Nice! I was in a friendgroup clustered around a forum were the php bbcode for a sad cheerleader smiley was :nopompom:. At some point we started using that when just speaking to each other.

"Oh, that is really no pom-pom."

@ChanceyFleet

This is brilliant :invisible alien:

@ChanceyFleet Rodin's_The_Thinker_Statue_but_as_a_cat.png
@ChanceyFleet but not only blind are reading this…
@menelion It doesn't have to be that way. Hot spoon, face with sweat, rolling eyes. @ChanceyFleet
@ChanceyFleet What I'm hearing is that I should be using emoji in my alt-text, right? 😆
@ChanceyFleet my friend does this with gifs and images for me. She will reply with "Image free post of" and then describe a gif or picture she has seen. It makes my day!
@ChanceyFleet i am so down for this. stoned rat fistbump