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Because it's tax season for pressmen who have to print out W-2s my husband has to work later.

So he keeps missing therapy. His therapist is cool with it and understands but no therapy for weeks means he is a right pain in my ass.

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It's N-eye-uh. 🧚‍♀️17h ago

Forgot to check the dexcom and while the soup is cooking my blood sugar plummeted.

Soup may burn. 🤷‍♀️

Also, I forgot to take the ADHD meds. Possibly? I don't know so going without.

It's N-eye-uh. 🧚‍♀️18h ago

I'm cold and so is the kitten on my lap because he is trying to climb inside my skin and sleep like Han and Luke in a gross tauntaun.

So before he decides my pancreas has a new purpose other than being dead weight in my body, I'm going to toddle off and make some potato soup.

It's N-eye-uh. 🧚‍♀️18h ago

Dune (1987), but regular time Jan 1

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It's N-eye-uh. 🧚‍♀️18h ago

Dune (1987), but regular time 20h ago

g'morning tooters, happy Tuesday

- take some meds
- drink water
- everyone looks good in a crop top
- tip sex workers
- support and share mutual aid
- be excellent to each other
- be kind to yourself

love y'all 😘

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It's N-eye-uh. 🧚‍♀️19h ago

Instead, I'm working on getting a part-time gig taking photos of my nublet in different... situations and calling it art.

It's N-eye-uh. 🧚‍♀️19h ago

I still just want a job where I can tie ppl to a pole and smack them around, while saying mean things to them.

I'm a gentle person with a menopause side. 🤷‍♀️

It's N-eye-uh. 🧚‍♀️19h ago

Alyn 20h ago

So today I had one of those brain-freeze moments when I couldn't remember the name for a common object.
I was trying to find a pair of thermal leggings, and really couldn't find the words.
You might be able to guess what I settled on in desperation.

Gentlefolk, I went with "hot pants."

My wife didn't come up for air for a good 45 seconds from laughing so hard.

I do not suit hotpants.

It's N-eye-uh. 🧚‍♀️19h ago

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It's N-eye-uh. 🧚‍♀️19h ago

My orthotist gave me a stress... ball foot thing and I have been enjoying it but so has Hazel and I was using it the other day and now my stress ball foot is like me!

😯😅

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