🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)Feb 19

Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

Someone designed this.

#DesignChoices #KeepItUp

Show threadDan Ports

@alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.

The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro

Erectile Dysfunction Pen

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Show threadWhitney McNamaraFeb 19
@dan @alice My best friend's aunt was a pharmacist, and she got, and then gave out, SO MUCH drug company swag in the '80s.
Show threadDavid PFeb 20

@dan

I had a psychologist at one time who said if a Zyprexa branded a pen, it should start writing thin lines but as time goes on the lines will get fatter (weight gain is side effect).

@alice

Show threadJamie DowlingFeb 20
@dan @alice I'm crying with laughter 🤣