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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

Someone designed this.

#DesignChoices #KeepItUp

Feb 19 at 10:41pmWeb
Show threadThe Orange ThemeFeb 19
@alice I'm sorry, a blue flashlight to do WHAT? Is that a thing? Sheesh, I'm gayer than Christmas and even *I* wouldn't need a flashlight for that...
Show threadMungen Cakes ✅Feb 19
@theorangetheme @alice It extends into the UV spectrum to find the glowing semen.
Show threadMungen Cakes ✅Feb 19

@theorangetheme @alice I bought this one so I could put a new battery in it and test my theory.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/365967978789

Vintage Viagra Keychain Pill Holder Laser Light Promotional Advertising Black Bl | eBay

Vintage Viagra Promotional Advertising Keychain - Black & Blue - Blue Laser Light - Compartment opens up for pill holder - 3 inches long GOOD VINTAGE CONDITION ** NEEDS BATTERY FOR LIGHT, Slight scuffs on plastic 90s 1990s Novelty Ad keys Pharmaceutical Rep Gag Gift NEEDS BATTERY FOR LIGHT, Slight scuffs on plastic

eBay
Show threadThe Great Llama Feb 19
@alice
You should save that, it belongs in the "Late Stage Capitalism" exhibit in a post revolution museum.
Show threadAshe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛Feb 19
@alice the person who invented this was the hero of that pharma convention, I’m sure
Show threadkwayk42Feb 19
@alice
Show threadsonjaFeb 19
@alice pharmaceutical gadgets are amazing. the pharmacy i worked in had a birth control pack that was a clock. i wanted it sooooooooooooooo bad
Show threadDan PortsFeb 19

@alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.

The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro

Erectile Dysfunction Pen

YouTube
Show threadWhitney McNamaraFeb 19
@dan @alice My best friend's aunt was a pharmacist, and she got, and then gave out, SO MUCH drug company swag in the '80s.
Show threadDavid PFeb 20

@dan

I had a psychologist at one time who said if a Zyprexa branded a pen, it should start writing thin lines but as time goes on the lines will get fatter (weight gain is side effect).

@alice

Show threadJamie DowlingFeb 20
@dan @alice I'm crying with laughter 🤣
Show threadSleepyCatten (Joint Pain Arc)Feb 19

@alice

hehe 🤭

Wonder if they ever designed one for tadalafil. It'd definitely last longer 😏🤭

Show threadacbFeb 19
@alice at least they didn’t sacrifice an ARM SoC and a LCD screen to play erection-themed animations every time you reach for a pill.
Show threadThe Witch of Crow BriarFeb 19
@acb @alice yet
Show threadSym (public node) Feb 19

@alice All that, and a non-watertight container for the pills with a living hinge, aka the world's slowest breakaway mechanism.

They spared no expense, in the John Hammond-est sense of the term.

Show threadSym (public node) Feb 19
@alice Book John Hammond, even.
Show threadDavid Cantrell 🏏Feb 19

@alice I like how it is black, with black on black text, to make it easy to find. The mind boggles how common that stupid design error is. I recently returned a £400+ Steam Deck, one of the reasons for the return being that many of the controls were labelled in black on black. Even devices for the partially sighted often get this wrong.

#Accessibility

Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Feb 20
@alice Bet I could fit 2 emergency Skittles in there!
Show threadCodey McCodefaceFeb 20
@alice Warning: If the blue LED stays on for more than four hours, consult a physician immediately.
Show threadComputerNut43Feb 20
@alice haaaa
Show threadisolFeb 20

@alice

Does it have batteries?

Surely a capacitor, which is charged by making rapid up-and-down motions with one's fist.

Show threadisolFeb 21

@alice

That flip-top is irritating me.🤔

Couldn't they have done a flexible cover -either pull it back to expose the opening, or roll it off completely?