cchisholmFeb 18
Fesshole 🧻
I took up running a while ago. I don't want to tell anyone about it but I do want people to know, so I've been purposefully running past my friends' houses in the hope they'll spot me. No one's said a bloody thing.
Feb 18 at 9:20amWeb
Show threadjackdaw delilaFeb 18
@fesshole jog on mate
Show threadMichael WestergaardFeb 18
Pro tip: steal shit. Ain't nobody going to notice another nerd running around in a jumpsuit, but everybody's going to notice the thief running away with a 62" TV.
Show threadMauriceFeb 18
@michael @fesshole That sounds like a very specialised form of rucking. Like back in the 80's nicking car stereos was urban scrumping.
Show threadSean MurphyFeb 18
@fesshole I want attention without saying I want attention
Show threadGJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Feb 18
@fesshole Sorry, you were saying...?
Show threadKilla KoalaFeb 18
@fesshole Runners nowadays are like rats — if you see one on the street you quickly turn away and hope that it'll go away and you won't have to think about it, and you won't catch some horrible disease from it.
Show threadAngus Marshall  Feb 18
@fesshole *purposely
Show threadaaronFeb 18
@fesshole
I run early so that nobody will see me and was mortified once when I ran past a friend and her daughters right at the end of a run - I was a sweaty mess and probably weaving all over the place.
Show threadRob FerrerFeb 18
@fesshole
@pads is this you?
Show threadBen PaddockFeb 18
@RobFerrer busted 😂
Show threadJustin MacleodFeb 18
@fesshole Too absorbed in screens probably.
Show threadGavinFeb 18
@fesshole you must be too good at it. Eat some pies, slow down a bit.
Show threadInc Hulk 🧪Feb 18
@fesshole The red sweaty face and unexpected clothing probably makes you less recognisable.
Show threadShrimpneyFeb 18

@fesshole
> I don't want to tell anyone about it

You are not a true runner. Runner harder.

Show threadMichael LabowiczFeb 18
@fesshole that's what Strava is for dude