I took up running a while ago. I don't want to tell anyone about it but I do want people to know, so I've been purposefully running past my friends' houses in the hope they'll spot me. No one's said a bloody thing.
@fesshole
I run early so that nobody will see me and was mortified once when I ran past a friend and her daughters right at the end of a run - I was a sweaty mess and probably weaving all over the place.