Oh boy, this year the UK is—surreally—entering Sam Battle, aka Look Mum No Computer, as their contestant in the Eurovision Song Contest. Yes, it's *that* Sam, who built the Furby Organ.
@cstross I am now interested in Eurovision for the first time ever.
@woe2you @cstross It’s also a pro-genocide event so there’s lots to look forward to.
@aral @cstross Really? Ugh. I can give it a miss, then.
Spain, Ireland, Slovenia and Netherlands boycott Eurovision over Israel’s participation

Spain, Ireland, Slovenia and the Netherlands announced their withdrawals Thursday from next year’s Eurovision Song Contest after organizers decided that Israel will be allowed to compete.

CNN
@aral @cstross Ta. I won't be clearing that filter, then.
@cstross Well if we are going to get Nil points we might as well do it properly and thumb our nose at the whole thing.

@aadeacon He could go down in a blaze of glory but I feel he also has the potential to go the Full Lordi:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lordi

Lordi - Wikipedia

@cstross @aadeacon hopefully not, since Lordi turned out to be racists
@cstross @aadeacon (I was so mad to find this out, they were my favourite act of all time. Hatari have now taken that spot.)
@gsuberland tbh hatari is an excellent first place to replace them
@jaseg they're great. I had tickets to go see them a while back, but unfortunately the gig got cancelled 'cos of the pandemic.
@gsuberland @cstross @aadeacon wait, what? When was that? Missed that completely!
@FlohEinstein @cstross @aadeacon yeah, the lead singer said some really gross stuff a few years back. I was supremely disappointed.

@cstross A living, breathing, bona fide genius who happens to be a great musician. I hope he just drags his live rig onto the stage and asks the audience which song he should play.

EMBRACE THE CHAOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpBrvqu4xj8

Crowd Asked for Sweet Dreams On Modular Synth Ended Up With A Different Song

YouTube

@elricofmelnibone @cstross

When I first heard I had to check it wasn't April 1st. Should be glorious.

@cstross yeah, I got to point out to some friends that my name is in the announcement photo taken in front of the megadrone. His museum is awesome, I had a brilliant day there back in October.

@cstross For what little it counts, Sam's video in a maker secret santa where he made a multiselector-based LED sign for ThisOldTony wound up being the accidental gateway to my (very middling) entry into modular synths.

He's a very capable musician, whatever else might be said abouy Eurovision.

@cstross And suddenly, I have a horse in the race…
@cstross I hope he brings Kosmo with him. Always fun to watch live.
@cstross whoa! That one!?????
@cstross love that guy, and at least he'll bring some much needed originality into the compo
@cstross The same Sam Battle who now has an old Rolls Royce tank engine and ideas about transplanting it into a Mini!

@cstross

You've got me on "furby organ".
That's so stupid, it's awesome!😆

Also Sam's funny.👍

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o

THE FURBY ORGAN, A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT MADE FROM FURBIES

YouTube

@FandaSin How is this more distressing to watch than the Muppaphone?!?

Well, at least it’ll make the song contest a bit livelier ^^

@cstross

@FandaSin @cstross I saw him a few weeks ago in the belly of a north Antlanic fish trawler. It was quite something :)
@FandaSin @cstross Apparently, this is much more competently done than his overexcited presentation suggests.
@cstross friends group uniformly disappointed in him. Perhaps he’ll urge a boycott and lead it himself? Wish I could straightforwardly root for him.
@dubiousblur @cstross what are they disappointed by?
@cstross @liaizon anyone entering Eurovision rather than boycotting for the Current Events Reasons
@dubiousblur @cstross ah thats fair, yeah I guess that would be the other option. Tho they are still trying to be a celebrity or something so I could see the the opportunity being hard to turn down
@liaizon @cstross changing their mind _now_ will _definitely_ get them attention
@cstross wait seriously? He's a amazing we need to support this mission!
Dustin the Turkey

Dustin the Turkey is an Irish puppet who has had an enduring music and television career in his homeland since the late 1980s. He first appeared on the children's show "The Den" with Zig and Zag and remained there until the show ended, outlasting four human co-hosts. He was selected to represent his home country in the 2008 Contest in Belgrade, becoming the first puppet to represent any country in the Contest's history. Despite it being a public vote, there was a mixed reaction from the live...

Eurovision Song Contest Wiki
@markdennehy @cstross NO - JUST... NO!

@mossman @cstross He was EXCELLENT!

And the amount of wind it put up hoitet-toitey entertainers was *hilarious* in and of itself.

@markdennehy @cstross it was utterly unfunny eye rolling crap. Annoyed the hell out of me. Not witty or clever or amusing or ... anything really
@cstross Do you honestly think an electric keyboard and factory built stuffed dolls did not involve a computer.
@Oldmikie It's the name of his band. Read for context!
@cstross I read the context. I got the irony, I was commenting on the hypocrisy
@Oldmikie IMO boycotting Eurovision over Israeli participation isn't a job for the artists, it's a job for the national television affiliates. The UK isn't doing that: shame on the BBC and the British government, but it's harsh to place all the responsibility for a corporate decision on a self-employed artist *who isn't particularly prominent at this point*. You're expecting him to turn down his big break as a gesture of political solidarity, even though someone else is in the queue behind him.
@cstross I thought the context was a picture of an electronic keyboard and the claim of no computers.
@Oldmikie The context was him being the UK entry for this year's Eurovision.

@cstross

Well, in that case, Sweden should send Mattias Krantz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFIxf2gTg_k

Gun piano should be illegal

YouTube
@cstross that is very surprising.
@cstross Haha wow! Now we need to precision time his performance to avoid the rest of the circus of horror.
@cstross That set-up just looks like trouble -- if someone spills water on the cute little Grem... I mean Furbys.