Oh boy, this year the UK is—surreally—entering Sam Battle, aka Look Mum No Computer, as their contestant in the Eurovision Song Contest. Yes, it's *that* Sam, who built the Furby Organ.
@cstross Well if we are going to get Nil points we might as well do it properly and thumb our nose at the whole thing.
@aadeacon He could go down in a blaze of glory but I feel he also has the potential to go the Full Lordi:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lordi
@cstross @aadeacon hopefully not, since Lordi turned out to be racists
@cstross @aadeacon (I was so mad to find this out, they were my favourite act of all time. Hatari have now taken that spot.)