Fesshole 🧻
I always film myself when opening bacon in case I get the film off in one go. I managed it once and nobody believed me.
Feb 3 at 8:20amWeb
Show threadRexx Deane 🏳️‍🌈Feb 3
@fesshole newsflash: they probably don't care.
Show threadB@1tyFeb 3
@rexxdeane @fesshole it's been many years since I have eaten bacon but it actually mildly impressive. I guess.
Show threadRexx Deane 🏳️‍🌈Feb 3
@baiteh I feel I'm becoming unnecessarily judgy, reading fesshole so much.
Show threadThe Net is Vast and InfiniteFeb 3
@fesshole I don’t think I’ve ever managed to open a packet of bacon - I just get a knife and slice it open like a maniac…
Show threadGJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Feb 3
@fesshole "Opening bacon".
Show threadzipkid - Breaker of SystemsFeb 3
@fesshole WTF is ‘opening bacon’?
Like cutting open a pig?
Show threadSimon BaldwinFeb 3
@zipkid @fesshole removing the thinner plastic covering from a packet of bacon.
Show threadGiles of the JungleFeb 3
@fesshole I also, simply, don't believe you.