Valerie Roney
Poll:
I am not high enough for this shit
95.7%
I am too high for this shit
4.3%
Poll ended at .
Feb 2 at 10:23pmWeb
Show threadValerie RoneyFeb 4

☝️wow. This poll skewed hard in one direction!

But it shows a clear opportunity to fix both the economy and climate change.

💚Grow more weed💚

Carbon capture AND supplying something the free hand of the market demands.

Show threadDougFeb 6
@vlrny but smoking it is terrible, it destroys minds.
Show threadJohn MaxwellFeb 2
@vlrny - Needs to be a checkbox poll.
Show threadValerie RoneyFeb 2
@jmax haha good point.
Show threadsonjaFeb 2
@vlrny i need more muscle relaxers
Show threadplayinginthedirtFeb 2
@vlrny is it even possible to be too high?
Show threadValerie RoneyFeb 2
@pitd only if your shoes come untied. 🤷‍♀️
Show threadplayinginthedirtFeb 3
@vlrny slip ons!
Show threadValerie RoneyFeb 3
@pitd I think you have just mastered existence. 🏆
Show threadUrzlFeb 2
@vlrny Problem is I can't change my vote later this evening...
Show threadValerie RoneyFeb 3
@gooba42 oooo I had not accounted for that. 🤦‍♀️
Show threadJennifer Morency Feb 3
@vlrny One of the disadvantages of being sober for medical reasons is that I can't use anything to help me process the world's B.S. (and that doesn't mean Bug Spray, lol)
Show threadValerie RoneyFeb 3
@JenMorency oof. I wanna wrap your brain in soft blankets and kindness.
Show threadJennifer Morency Feb 6
@vlrny That sounds nice ☺️
Show threadJake in the desertFeb 3
@vlrny unfamiliar with concept 'too high'. I've heard tell but never experienced. 😂
Show thread1moreminFeb 3
@vlrny I am so sorry that only 4% of us is too high. That's not high enough.
We need to do better.
Show threadproudproutFeb 3
@1moremin @vlrny alright I dedicate this bong to you and the fediverse 
Show thread1moreminFeb 3
@vlrny @proudprout yay yay thank you, ya mas! (the greek etiquette says that we always wish for health before we blast it) 😎
Show threadproudproutFeb 3
@1moremin @vlrny Well I'm using my bong with a dynavap so health is on my side! Thanks a lot tho, glad to learn some more stoner slang 🫰🫰💚
Show thread/mərˈkjʊriəl/Feb 3
@vlrny twist: person who voted for the first option is already high as hell
Show threadValerie RoneyFeb 4
@mercurial oh damn! That is the saddest thing ever. 😦
Show threadJesus Michał "Le Sigh" 🏔 (he)Feb 3
@vlrny, I'm afraid of heights.
Show threadRichard GrantFeb 3
@vlrny Well the people have spoken.
Show threadShaltiarFeb 3
@vlrny Currently working on being high enough for this shit. Progress made, goal not yet met.
Show threadOxyte 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴Feb 5
@vlrny I dont know about high but I'm both too drunk and not drunk enough for this shit
Show threadJeff GriggFeb 5

@vlrny

I'm still not high enough for this shit.