I run for 20 minutes every day and, if I miss a day, I add an extra 20 minutes to the following day. This has truly been a game changer! Tomorrow, I'm supposed to run for four months.
@cmconseils 😂, good one, this shall be reused

@cmconseils uhm...just so you know, there's a bit of backlash currently against printing out old jokes as if they were your own

you might end up with more blocks than likes

https://ifunny.co/picture/run-every-day-for-20-minutes-if-miss-a-day-SmDCH3B2D

@codebyjeff did you check my pinned posts?

@cmconseils no

I'm not going to make a big deal of this, but I think people expect more these days, with all the bots and AI plagiarism, than "you should have read my profile"

I'll leave that to you

@codebyjeff @cmconseils Attention Mastodon. All future jokes must be supplied with a peer-reviewed study of authenticity. Absolutely no AI slop, or reposting jokes allowed. Inappropriate laughs will result in organized shaming campaigns. You have been warned.
@codebyjeff @cmconseils Do you really think that meme is the original one?
When you hear a good joke you just repeat it to whoever wants to listen to it.
Chill man.
@cmconseils I think I am up to close to 2 years now. If I start tomorrow that is. lol

@cmconseils Apparently I live under a rock and hadn't seen or heard this one.

Thanks for making me laugh and brightening my day.

@cmconseils Lovely. Thanks. It's good to start the day with a smile.
@cmconseils Go ask if you are allowed to run it off in installments.
so just do 40min for the next ~25 years ^^
@cmconseils the faster you run the less time 20 minutes takes
@cmconseils 😂 I didn't see that coming
@cmconseils related: wow my chocolate advent calendar says it's only one day to Christmas, time sure flies!
@cmconseils This is a great illustration of technical debt
@cmconseils and you only started on January first 😂
@cmconseils had to send that to my sister! She actually runs, and knows that I most certainly do not. 😂💜
@cmconseils then slack off after lunch?
@cmconseils
I'm pretty sure I have to run non-stop for the rest of my life to make up for my lost time.