@canneddirt

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enjoys following interesting accounts while attempting to be mildly amusing in comments.
Use wrong addresses.
I so want this to be a thing.
And we all know the truth about that.
Encouraging Destructiveness
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Garter Belt Dagger. It's a very cool blade for women. Less so for men. I get some very weird looks when I reach down into my pants to pull out my dagger.
https://collabs.shop/douuuk
if I was told I had 15 minutes until the end of humanity and I looked at my phone's camera reel to reflect on my life, I would see a lot of bad dog pics, memes, and toilet selfies and that would make me satisfied with the life I lived.
it's gonna be so fucking annoying if World War III happens
Another day, another unhinged post from the President of the United States casually threatening to exterminate an entire civilization. Today's Low Quality Ad is for this End of the World Pin. Get your tickets while you still can folks, looks like they'll be sold out soon.
https://collabs.shop/tksgqv
Me today
"Why didn't the people of Germany do something about Hitler?" ask Americans who never write their representatives, attend a march, or raise their voices, and can't even be bothered to post on social media about the Trump administration horrors.