In a walkable city, you wouldn't have to drive 15 miles to get to the Love Shack
@geekysteven true - but give the state of affairs with my HOA and NIMBY-ass neighbors, there's no way they're gonna allow a building with a rusted tin roof in our hood.

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A transit bus can seat 30+ people, at least 10 more than as a large-sized sedan.

It's as big as an even larger whale
@geekysteven step in this streetcar.... It's [also] as big as a whale and it's [also] about to set... Saaaaaaail... ⛵
@geekysteven Love Shack is across the bayou from Porky’s.
@geekysteven Who said they had to? The Chrysler whale ride was voluntary.
@geekysteven 15 minute love shack ... wait, that doesn't sound so good :P
@geekysteven But, it’s ‘sat way back in the middle of a hill’, hence the 15 mile drive…
@MoSchoenfeld @geekysteven
If it's in the middle of a hill you could just have a metro station next to it.

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there'd be a mom & pop love shack on every corner . . .

@geekysteven THIS is a profound truth!!!
@geekysteven And you wouldn't need a Chrysler that seats about twenty, either

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 I got me a New Flyer, its as big as a whale and its about to set saaaailllllll
TO THE LOVE SHACK, ITS A LITTLE OLD PLACE. Where?
Fifth and Nintey-Sevennnnnnnth!
Love Bus bayeebeeeeeee (Love Bus Baybay!) 

@geekysteven Well it's set way back in the middle of a field…
@geekysteven I have to drive 15 minutes to find a walkable part of my city 🥲
I had the feeling they hid the Love Shack far enough away to avoid harassment.
@geekysteven By the way, what is "jukebox money" ?
@sjjh @geekysteven I’m feeling my age. Ever heard of a jukebox? They used to have these places where the jukebox provided the music. Keep plugging in the quarters and you’ll keep dancing. Drawback might be the same song ten times in a row!

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I moved to europe 20 years ago and LOVE my walkable city. But don't mess with the B-52s!

Lets be honest, the song would suck if like this:

If you see a clearly indicated sign at the side of the road that says
"15 meters to the Love Shack"
..
I'm headin' down the affordable comprehensive mass transit.
Lookin' for the consensual love getaway
..
I got me an electric ride share, it's as big as it needs to be for practical errands
So hurry up and bring your corporate app credentials..

@geekysteven @lindsey whistles the opening bars of "rock lobster"
@geekysteven I guess the county offered better tax incentives than the city.
@geekysteven You mean the little old place where...we...can get to-getheeeeeeerrrrrr?
@geekysteven @lisamelton 🎵Less than 15 minutes to the love shack!🎶