Well this has never happened before..

We got a full on formal cow parade.

10 mins of them slowly walking with us, until they ran out of field.

(Was it the dog, the bell, or just Hey this is interesting! Wait, I'm just following you guys?!)

🐕‍🦺🔔😂🐄🐄🐄

#hiking #animals #DogWalk #cowstodon #DogsOfMastodon #CowsOfMastodon #FunnyAnimals

'There Is Only One Majority in This Country, That's the Working Class,' Says Mamdani | Common Dreams

https://www.commondreams.org/news/mamdani-working-class-majority

RE: https://masto.ai/@transworld/116417573758298786

I actually find this pathetic, sheepish non-apology immensely encouraging: when people attempt to slink out of blame, it means they think they might actually experience some kind of negative consequences.

Dave Chappelle has lashed out at the Republican Party for campaigning on “transgender jokes,” a “weaponized version of what I was doing.”

He is surprised that his transphobia has led to transphobia?🙄

https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/comedy/news/dave-chappelle-trans-jokes-republicans-b2958289.html

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

"For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes. But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course, that's Moses, not Jesus. I haven't heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere. 'Blessed are the merciful' in a courtroom? 'Blessed are the peacemakers' in the Pentagon? Give me a break!"

~ Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
#quote #USPol

I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

"I was teleported to a wafflehouse"

is the new hot idiom for just being totally out of your mind.

"He was doing fine, until he started talking about art history and then the whole conversation got teleported to a wafflehouse"

RE: https://mastodon.social/@luckytran/116416641736235253

i voted for this memeing, Mario Kart-loving, socialist mofo and i cannot express how well i sleep at night because of it

#Mamdanistan #nyc #VotingDoesMatter