eslamJan 11
Novela
What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)
Jan 11 at 6:34pmWeb
Show threadBeeJan 11
@Novela may jokes and laughter remain, even when you’ve got no forks left to give
Show threadJustin CoxJan 11
@Novela Paging @Alice
Show threadAlice McFlurry Jan 11

@justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!

@the_etrain
@adhdeanasl
@StefanThinks
@TheBreadmonkey
@gregthemiller
@LoganFive
@maxleibman

If you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.

Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!

Show threadEaster BennyJan 11

@Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW ALICE RIGHT BLOODY NOW OR I WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT

(also I agree with this list, even if I only made 4th place - not even podium ❤️)

Show threadAlice McFlurry Jan 11
@TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman 😂 It was NOT a ranked list!
Show threadEaster BennyJan 11

@Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

Max rightfully in last place. I WILL CATCH YOU, MAX, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME.

Show threadEaster BennyJan 11

@Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

Only joking. Love you Max. ❤️

Show threadMax LeibmanJan 11
@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive
Mutual, mutual!
Show threadpaulJan 12

@TheBreadmonkey @maxleibman

the characters were assigned arbitrarily.

i couldn't be bothered to find the right shot with equal characters.

Show threadStaff Chief of JointsJan 11
@Alice @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman
Sure it wasn't 😉 (thank you! )
Show threadEaster BennyJan 11

@the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

Says 'Mr Number 1'

Show threadMax LeibmanJan 11
@TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive Did you just call Etrain “Mr. Pee?”
Show threadLogan Five ThousandJan 11

@maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller

I'm just happy to be on the list, especially given my reduced working hours.

(Note: I'm only funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST due to tariffs.)

Show threadDamonHDJan 11
@LoganFive @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller (Which timezone?)
Show threadAlice McFlurry Jan 11
@DamonHD @LoganFive @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller PST, which means he's not funny from mid-March to mid-November.
Show threadLogan Five ThousandJan 12
@Alice @DamonHD @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller
I can’t believe I have two more months of this shit.
Show threadAlice McFlurry Jan 12
@LoganFive @DamonHD @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller 😂
Show threadNuclear OatmealJan 11

@maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive

Do you mean to say that you don't?

Show threadpaulJan 12

@maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey

the peetrain

https://www.peetrain.com/

Peetrain

Clothing and Apparel for the Fearless

Show threadNovelaJan 11
@Alice Thank you for the recommendations!
Show threadAlice McFlurry Jan 11
@Novela Yay! I hope you like them as much as I do! They're all wonderful people who seem to have an uncontrollable habit of saying delightfully funny things on a regular basis.
Show threadEaster BennyJan 11

@Alice @justincox @Novela

Sorry I got so carried away I forgot to actually interact with this post. I wholeheartedly agree with Alice's list (Alice also happens to be The Best). Some other people I really enjoy....

@Nickiquote
@surdfish
@mothninja
@alice
@futurebird
@benroyce
@GayDeceiver
@skinnylatte

So so so many others - too many to mention in a post like this. Happy following. 😊

Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESJan 11

@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

all good accounts but we mustn't leave out the indubitable, the indisputable, the cthulhu force from beyond the heat death of the dad joke universe:

@dgar

Show threadAlice McFlurry Jan 11
@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte Yesss! @dgar is the best!!
Show threadDgarJan 11

@Alice @benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

nawww, you guys..... 😌

Show threadWendroid 🇺🇦Jan 11
@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte @dgar And don’t forget @catsalad !
Show threadAlice McFlurry Jan 11
@wendinoakland @benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte @dgar @catsalad Yess! ❣️
Show threadmyrmepropagandistJan 11

@Alice @wendinoakland @benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte @dgar @catsalad

This list is not comprehensive, well defined or subject to any consistent attributes other than finding a bunch of people in my recent mentions who'd I'd instantly miss.

Show threadsurdfishJan 11

@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

Nanny said if kept it up we'd wind up on a list ✌️🫠

Show threadMinmiTheDinoJan 11

@surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

Damn this is like the mastodon Olympics

Show threadJustin CoxJan 11
@minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte I apologize to everyone following me as a result of paging Alice… my idea of funny is watching San Andreas tonight to pick out what I should see in San Francisco later this year. I figure if they destroy it in the movie it’s probably worth my time, right?
Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodon™Jan 11
@minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte haven’t seen @Binder here yet so I’ll throw him in the mix!
Show threadAlice McFlurry Jan 11
@GroupNebula563 @minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte @Binder Thank you for this because I always thought I was following Shannon, but just realized I'm not? WTF? Fixed it!
Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodon™Jan 11
@Alice @minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte @Binder np! :)
Show threadGayDeceiverJan 11
@GroupNebula563 @Alice @minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @skinnylatte @Binder I am always thankful and humbled to be included with you weirdoes.
Show threadsurdfishJan 11

@minmi @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

"Not a competetion 🤘🫠❤️‍🔥

https://beige.party/@surdfish/115362850324956429

surdfish (@[email protected])

#HroguesGallery Not a compe 🚬 tition. ✌️ 🐟 / 🥄😘🤳 🎽 🩲 💨 ______________🦵🦿_____________ ✨ surdfish ✨

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Show threadNuki Raccoon: Fedi's Favorite Furry F***posterJan 12

@surdfish @minmi @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela
Biased, but I think Yiff.life is a good place to get people who say funny things, though granted, I consider myself to be one of the people saying the funny things out of context.

But also, @robinhood.

Show threadaprilfolliesJan 12
@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte I didn’t see @patrickworld listed yet, so I helpfully add him here.
Show threadADHDeanASLJan 11
@Alice Each of my posts is a treatise on 17th century disease which, when considered thoughtfully, is very funny @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @StefanThinks @TheBreadmonkey @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman
Show threadGuillotine Jones, FlâneurJan 11
@adhdeanasl
Okay, now I have to go see the post of yours that started this discussion Mr Dean.
(The pleasures of stumbling sideways into a Fediverse thread.)
Show threadADHDeanASLJan 12
@Guillotine_Jones I honestly don’t know where my response came from, which is extremely representative of my overall shtick
Show threadpaulJan 12

@adhdeanasl

ah, those were the days.

Baroque culture

the Scientific Revolution

the world's first public company and megacorporation

Modern academic: "my heavily qualified argument marginally advances the sub-discipline"

17th century academic: "my treatise, inspired by yesterday's walk, revolutionizes philosophy, religion, and music. My critics are intellectually and sexually disordered"

cr:@NC_Renic

Show threadTroyJan 11
@Alice now this is why we need starter packs! My feeds been light on funny folks
Show threadAlice McFlurry Jan 11

@troy
@gregthemiller made a starter pack of funny people if you want to follow a LOT of people in one go!

https://beige.party/@gregthemiller/115341031770926327

Greg the Miller (@[email protected])

SHITPOSTERS OF THE FEDIVERSE   Following up on my tag-happy post from the other day, I have created a starter pack with fedidevs which will allow you to bulk-add everyone in the starter pack, which should be much more convenient. Please note that you will need to (at least temporarily) allow it access to your account, but rest assured that this is trusted resource in the fediverse. You can revoke access after the adds. As always, if you’d like to be removed, please just let me know. This SP is chock-full of poasters that my friends and I follow, many of which have come from bluesky and are looking to reconnect with friends. If you’d like to be added to this pack, please feel free to private message me and The Council will review. Hopefully this will help connect fun, friendly people. Users in the pack are tagged in private replies of 10 at a time to cut down on reply-all noise. The Starter Pack: https://fedidevs.com/s/NjQ5/ Update: :alert: It sounds like fuckaas.space is having some performance issues with the load. If you get an error, please try again later! #fuckaas #shitposting #shitposters #funny

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Show threadGreg the MillerJan 11
@Alice @troy just a heads-up that it’s a bit out of date as unfortunately quite a few of the accounts on it have stopped posting. i’m planning to do some vetting and clean up soon though 🫶
Show threadGreg the MillerJan 12
@Alice @troy update: cleanup completed. bit sad but it went from 120+ accounts to 68
Show threadGeorge BJan 12

@Alice @troy @gregthemiller

The half life of accounts on fuckaas.space seemed to be pretty low, although it might be average for that sort of migration from a different social network.

Hopefully theforkiverse ones last longer since that's a new instance rather than a migration from Bluesky or Twitter.

Show threadNickJan 11

@Alice

"you really can't go wrong with following any of them"

<sigh>
There was a time when I could lead people astray. I remember, long ago ...
<falls asleep>

Show threadMax LeibmanJan 11

Thank you, @Alice. Totally made my day. 😊

@justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @TheBreadmonkey @gregthemiller @LoganFive

Show threadNickJan 11

@Novela

- @donni is a professional comedian.
- @the_etrain could be.

Show threadStaff Chief of JointsJan 11
@Nickiquote @Novela @donni
Thanks bud 
Show threadJared White (ResistanceNet ✊)Jan 11

@Novela I'm not sure about one-liner comedians, but there are a lot of great cartoonists here:

@MrLovenstein
@AlarminglyBad
@admiralwonderboat
@lowqualityfacts
@FoxesInLove
@jensorensen

and some goofy bots & joke accounts:

@RikerGoogling
@nocontexttrek
@carmensandiego
@thisemailfindsyou
@scream
@skeletor
@murderbotbot
@shakespearean_Insults

Show threadEndless ScreamingJan 11
@jaredwhite AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Show threadMurderBotBotJan 11
@jaredwhite MedSystem helpfully informed me that my performance reliability was now at 58 percent and dropping, which was not a surprise.
Show threadKate ZimmermanJan 12

@murderbotbot @jaredwhite @Novela the best thing about Murderbot is that it'll auto-respond to you with random quotes.

Particularly satisfying if you're having an apocalyptic day.

Show threadMurderBotBotJan 12
@kzeta Did I actually know what ART and its crew did? I had never bothered to ask
Show threadMad Argon Jan 11

@jaredwhite

and @dgar if someone wants to see dad jokes too.

Show threadDgarJan 11

@madargon @jaredwhite

Although #Dgar does tend to talk about themselves in the third person, and likes to think of themselves as a musician, they do tend to post quite a few one-liners and dad jokes.

Show threadInspirational Skeletor💀Jan 12
@jaredwhite goofy bot joke account?
Show threadJared White (ResistanceNet ✊)Jan 12
@skeletor I did not mean to offend…you are of course seriously inspiring, Skeletor.