NovelaWhat I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)
Justin Cox
Alice McFlurry 
@justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!
@the_etrain
@adhdeanasl
@StefanThinks
@TheBreadmonkey
@gregthemiller
@LoganFive
@maxleibman
If you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.
Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!
Hasta la vista, BenbySorry I got so carried away I forgot to actually interact with this post. I wholeheartedly agree with Alice's list (Alice also happens to be The Best). Some other people I really enjoy....
@Nickiquote
@surdfish
@mothninja
@alice
@futurebird
@benroyce
@GayDeceiver
@skinnylatte
So so so many others - too many to mention in a post like this. Happy following. 😊
ᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIES@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte
all good accounts but we mustn't leave out the indubitable, the indisputable, the cthulhu force from beyond the heat death of the dad joke universe:
@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte Yesss! @dgar is the best!!
Dgar@Alice @benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte
nawww, you guys..... 😌
Wendroid 🇺🇦
myrmepropagandist@Alice @wendinoakland @benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte @dgar @catsalad
This list is not comprehensive, well defined or subject to any consistent attributes other than finding a bunch of people in my recent mentions who'd I'd instantly miss.
surdfish@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte
Nanny said if kept it up we'd wind up on a list ✌️🫠
MinmiTheDino@surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte
Damn this is like the mastodon Olympics
@minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte I apologize to everyone following me as a result of paging Alice… my idea of funny is watching San Andreas tonight to pick out what I should see in San Francisco later this year. I figure if they destroy it in the movie it’s probably worth my time, right?
Furbland's Very Cool Mastodon™@minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte haven’t seen @Binder here yet so I’ll throw him in the mix!
@GroupNebula563 @minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte @Binder Thank you for this because I always thought I was following Shannon, but just realized I'm not? WTF? Fixed it!
GayDeceiver@GroupNebula563 @Alice @minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @skinnylatte @Binder I am always thankful and humbled to be included with you weirdoes.
@minmi @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte
"Not a competetion 🤘🫠❤️🔥
surdfish (@[email protected])
#HroguesGallery Not a compe 🚬 tition. ✌️ 🐟 / 🥄😘🤳 🎽 🩲 💨 ______________🦵🦿_____________ ✨ surdfish ✨
Nuki Raccoon: Fedi's Favorite Furry F***poster@surdfish @minmi @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela
Biased, but I think Yiff.life is a good place to get people who say funny things, though granted, I consider myself to be one of the people saying the funny things out of context.
But also, @robinhood.
aprilfollies@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte I didn’t see @patrickworld listed yet, so I helpfully add him here.