I hope this email finds you, before it tears your heart out and feeds it to you, before it eats your entrails while you scream before it.

I hope this email finds you wherever you can go to or get out from.

I hope this email finds you before you last flicker of life fades.

I hope this email finds you lying on the ground, as if you were a little child.

I hope this email finds you in the best of health, I remain Fraternally yours, RICHARD L.

I hope this email finds you unprepared, neglect not your opportunity.

I hope this email finds you, no matter if you have failed or fallen in your life, you can get back up again!

I hope this email finds you desirable and that he is “making love” with you.

I hope this email finds you before Butch gets a chance to look.

I hope this email finds you, may it find you well.