I hope this email finds you no matter where you try to hide.

I hope this email finds you in an emotional stop-and-go pattern as you purge and recuperate from lingering heartache.

I hope this email finds you interesting, but not other people.

I hope this email finds you desirable, you're insulting his taste if you run yourself down.

I hope this email finds you unprepared, it could be a disaster for you.

I hope this email finds you, wherever you are, whoever you've become.

I hope this email finds you running away again.

I hope this email finds you intended to discriminate.

I hope this email finds you under the table.

I hope this email finds you at home, immediately shut off heaters and gas, and extinguish fires in stoves.