Stony PlayStation?   
XRox? 
Flintendo?  

@Natasha_Jay sounds like stoner logic to me

the original analogue sticks were apparently just sticks

and early buttons were made of chocolate and came in little packs in shops, but people kept eating them

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sony monorock controller
xbox 360 BCE
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Funnily enough there is a lot of sand inside a PS with all those chips made from the stuff.

@Natasha_Jay This is a devastating blow to Microsoft's patents and copyrights.

I hope you did a big short on Microsoft shares before publishing this photo.

@Natasha_Jay looks more like an xRox controller to me
@Natasha_Jay Playing with that controller too long will likely give you Nintendonitis.
@Natasha_Jay That's just a Duke controller. (deep cut reference)
@Natasha_Jay Someone on BlueSky suggested "ClayStation"

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Nah, that's a Flintendo.

@feliz

I was working hard to come up with a play off Nintendo but I doff my cap to your unbeatable winner!

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@Natasha_Jay Yay PlayStation rocks🤨

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Which games does it play?

Stone Wars: Rebel Strike?

Dunite: Awakening?

Granites of war?

Cyber Pumice 2077?

#StoneGames #XRox #StonyPlaystation #Flintendo

@otter_linnus @Natasha_Jay Granite Theft Auto
The Legend of Feldspar
Lead Dead Redemption
@Natasha_Jay You're a very silly woman. 😆
@Natasha_Jay it actually reminds me quite a lot of the xbox 360 controller shape, which... until not so long ago, i used to think was basically just a standard xbox controller, but no, it has a really distinctive shape.
@Natasha_Jay Silicon Valley product just little earlier but palaeontologists can not exclude it’s a much much more older and manufactured by a mysterious saurian race still living with us 😂
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Seems like it has pretty solid *force feedback*, if needed!
@Natasha_Jay Mother: We have controllers at home.
The controller:
@Natasha_Jay this is what it feels like when someone tells you the Xbox 360 came out 20 years ago
@Natasha_Jay madcatz you've done it again
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Xbox Controller from the Stone Age
@Natasha_Jay Can I show you my weird stone, picked up on a beach in South Australia? It's like half of yours. Nature can produce odd shapes but I can't help wondering if this has been used as a tool at some stage. #rocks #geology #archaeology
@Natasha_Jay That there is a Claystation Dualrock controller.
@Natasha_Jay Good ol' beach plastic. It's like beach glass, but it used to be a PS4 controller.
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"Here bro, here's your controller."
@Natasha_Jay Sony Stonestation controller suitable for use by trolls!
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Where is Mario thy brother?

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Or is it a preview for a new console by Rockstar?

@Natasha_Jay Older, I think: prehistoric prototype of a boomerang. Still needed a lot of changes.
@Natasha_Jay "We have video games at our 30000 BC cave" ​
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Flintendo.
Because it helps to start fires. 🤣
@Natasha_Jay new Steam Controller!