Kelly's Shenanigans 🇨🇦
You know how billionaires are building bunkers to survive their fantasy apocalypse senarios? TIL there is a bitcoin junkie converting a cold war era bomb shelter into 50 apocalypse condos, about 100km from my city. We need to tax the rich until they can't afford this junk. https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/business/2025/12/29/cold-war-bomb-shelter-in-nova-scotia-being-converted-into-high-end-doomsday-condos/
Cold War bomb shelter in Nova Scotia being converted into high-end doomsday condos

A former Cold War fallout shelter in rural Nova Scotia is being transformed into luxury condominiums for elite clients seeking refuge from global crises.

BNN Bloomberg
Dec 29 at 7:01pmWeb
Show threadThe Autistic Innovator Dec 29

@Kellyshenanigans Paranoid people with too much money.

Also makes me wonder why are the elites around the world suddenly obsessed with underground bunkers.

Show threadMother BonesDec 29

@AutisticInnovator @Kellyshenanigans

Because they're feeling the vibes that 2026 will be the Year of the Machete

Show threadAdrian MoralesDec 30
@AutisticInnovator @Kellyshenanigans 👋 They're afraid of Death. They hate God. They think they're better than the rest of us. They're too greedy to ever share their wealth. They refuse to pay taxes... Take your pick...
Show threadBen RosengartDec 29
@Kellyshenanigans @mhoye seal them in?
Show threadThe Orange ThemeDec 29
@Kellyshenanigans Imma go fart in the air intake vent lol. I encourage everyone to join me. (Also yes, this crap needs to be legislated into oblivion.)
Show threadColes Street PotholeDec 29
@Kellyshenanigans Can we trick them to entering the shelter, and then seal the in please?
Show threadC.S.StrowbridgeDec 29

@Kellyshenanigans

You know who is going to live there is society collapses, right?

High end security teams. The second society actually collapses, they will kill the billionaires they are being paid to protect and they will live in these bunkers with their families.

Show threadReallyCanadianFlyDec 30

@csstrowbridge @Kellyshenanigans

Funny you should mention that. Apparently the rich people making these had some sort of workshop on how to maintain the loyalty of their security guards/private armies when money is worthless. I wonder if I could find the article again or how well researched it was. It would definitely be a concern though for them.

Show threadC.S.StrowbridgeDec 30

@reallyflygreg @Kellyshenanigans

Any security worth the money isn't going to fall for whatever bullshit that workshop is teaching.

They will be smart enough to act like they have fallen for it.

Show threadReallyCanadianFlyJan 1

@csstrowbridge @Kellyshenanigans

I think the workshop was for the ultra-rich, who want to cower in their bunkers while the world goes to hell, to brainstorm how to keep control of their security when money has become worthless. I doubt their security was invited to the table. Maybe they'll just use AI brained Boston Dynamics security robo-dogs now? 😂

Show threadKelly's Shenanigans 🇨🇦Dec 30
@reallyflygreg @csstrowbridge what I think is actually going to happen here is the bitcoin junkie trying to sell condos (after previously trying to do an escape room and laser tag in this space) is going to run out of money, and the condos won't sell.
Show threadC.S.StrowbridgeDec 30

@Kellyshenanigans @reallyflygreg

Hopefully someone sensible will be able to come along and just turn it into public / low income housing, stuff we actually need.

Show threadKelly's Shenanigans 🇨🇦Dec 30
@csstrowbridge @reallyflygreg it's in the middle of nowhere, not a good place for low income housing.
Show threadThe Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉Dec 29

@Kellyshenanigans But, we know where all the Cold War sites are? 😆 These billionaire freaks aren't exactly hiding somewhere safe, are they? Just scamming each other.

""...the bunker business is booming globally," the Halifax-based entrepreneur said during a recent interview inside the slightly creepy, 64,000-square-foot concrete structure built in 1964.

The climate is a big concern...""

There's also a bunker converted from a disused missile silo in Kansas. 1325 Gold Rd #5, Glasco, KS 67445. 👇🏼

Show threadMeaningfulBitsDec 29
@Kellyshenanigans I'd love to see the percentage of billionaires that just keep their mistress here.
Show threadMeaningfulBitsDec 29
@Kellyshenanigans every doomsday prep person should save these coordinates and just mark them as resource caches on their survival maps. Zuck has one apparently.
Show threadQuasitDec 29

@Kellyshenanigans

Let's record their locations and pass them around. I'm sure the inhabitants of those shelters would make delicious food for the survivors. After all, those rich bastards are all strictly organic only.

Except Trump, of course. I don't imagine he'd be safe to eat. Except maybe for pigs?

Show threadArapallaDec 29

@Kellyshenanigans

Laughing at these rich wankers. All of them are in a hurry to put themselves in solitary confinement.

And I'll be happy to make sure they can't get back out.

Show threadLisaHDec 30

@Kellyshenanigans These have been occupied for years now with more getting retrofitted yearly

https://www.terravivos.com/vivosxpoint.php

Show threadLisaHDec 30

@Kellyshenanigans These have been occupied for years now with more getting retrofitted yearly

https://www.terravivos.com/vivosxpoint.php

Vivos Survival Shelters | Membership Application

Show threadJoanna HolmanDec 30
@Kellyshenanigans it’s mighty confident to assume that when a disaster goes down they’d be able to make it to the bunker in time
Show threadmk30Dec 30
@Kellyshenanigans @MostlyTato I can't wait for them to all go down there, close the door, and never come back out. Let them be vault dwellers while we chill on the surface.
Show threadMostlyTatoDec 30
@mk30 @Kellyshenanigans
And crap down their ventilation shafts! 😎
Show threadJeremy MallinDec 30
@Kellyshenanigans
Or just lock them in there and keep telling them it's not safe to come out yet.
Show threadKelly's Shenanigans 🇨🇦Dec 30
@JeremyMallin they only have 9 months of food planned