James Felder
Paul FairieThe 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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Mad Engineering@paulisci Vaugely remember a quote that some people don't understand certain things because their salary depends on not understanding it.
Azukuni dorimuru@paulisci I suspect that he does understand why but is pretending to not understand, because Microsoft.
punIssuer
Kenner
SkylarrNunchuksAKMRP@paulisci Hi. I dont know who Suleymon Microsoft is talking to but he really needs to get out of the echo chambers of #Apathiistas ; The mainstreet person might use AI as offered but isnt among niche early adopters. They are device adopters (smart phone, Amazon Echo).. I'd more guide the convo to say people dont like pitchmakers who say AI as quickly as " its the fundamentals" to fill in gaps they really dont have mainstreet words for to explain "profiteering> civil utility worth"
Claudius Link
Steveg58
WATERB~1.EXE@paulisci the eyes of Upton Sinclair's corpse just popped open
Cameron Bosch@paulisci PCGamer normally is a censorship hole, and has made very bad takes before (and censored comments critical of them, even ones that respectfully disagree with them) but in this case, I concur or maybe agree with them.
It's the cycle of Big Tech enshittification. I'm so glad the original release of Windows 11 was so bad it got me off of Windows for good.
M.S. Bellows, Jr.@paulisci The fact that the tapestry was woven by nuns might help explain the high penis count.
Ben Cox
Perrin42
CaptMorgan
KBSez
Disisdeguey🔻PalestineAction🇵🇸
Andreas K
KuboF Hromoslav bio/acc 🧬Easy money to TB 😎
Edelruth, PBS Passport Holder
Darwin WoodkaA Japanese Florida man?
Scary Austin@darwinwoodka @paulisci I assumed Florida Man was on vacation.
Janne Moren@darwinwoodka @paulisci
Chinese tourist. Altitude sickness, nothing worse, but still, you'd think he could have asked someone to bring it down for him. Hundreds climb it every day during the season.
Chinese tourist. Altitude sickness, nothing worse, but still, you'd think he could have asked someone to bring it down for him. Hundreds climb it every day during the season.
Future Sprog
Patrick Lam 
@futuresprog @paulisci except that I aim to not require rescue!
neville park
Neville Park@paulisci I know this is an unlikely winner but as a council watcher I gotta put in a word for it
Earthshine@paulisci ngl this is a question I ponder every time my cat sits on me or my pillow... so a special thanks to Kaeden Henry for his findings in this very important field of research! (the answer is yes: there are likely traces of domestic shorthair cat butthole contact on my pillow and bedding)
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦I once looked up at my cat’s derrière through the glass coffee table he was sitting on, and was relieved to see that a cushion of fur was preventing his butthole from directly touching the surface.
Nonetheless, I am resigned to the fact that probably every available surface has, at some point, been in contact with raw cat asshole.
@KydiaMusic @paulisci And even if not, they don't all clean themselves all that well back there... that butt fur is nasty.
Yuggy
NonilexOnly after reading the headline, did I realize that I had to know…
Charles ☭ 
is a Green
Evan Light@paulisci Back in '99, I dreamt of hacking Furbies to curse incessantly.
I love this.
Jef Poskanzer
Jon
Alex 🔧🔮🌎🪿
Third spruce tree on the left@paulisci raccoon or Cousin Ned?
Pinguin Techno Quantum Fairy@paulisci marvel movie post-credits scene
Ole Wolf