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Earthshine@paulisci ngl this is a question I ponder every time my cat sits on me or my pillow... so a special thanks to Kaeden Henry for his findings in this very important field of research! (the answer is yes: there are likely traces of domestic shorthair cat butthole contact on my pillow and bedding)
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦I once looked up at my cat’s derrière through the glass coffee table he was sitting on, and was relieved to see that a cushion of fur was preventing his butthole from directly touching the surface.
Nonetheless, I am resigned to the fact that probably every available surface has, at some point, been in contact with raw cat asshole.
@KydiaMusic @paulisci And even if not, they don't all clean themselves all that well back there... that butt fur is nasty.