The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees

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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (January)
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (December)
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (August)
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (November)
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)

Votes in the seeding round coming in: Pretty Obvious, Resolved and Unresolved & Police Are Scrambling off to an early lead, with a tight battle for 16th.

Top 16 qualify! Voting counts likes & reposts (and comments on IG) across platforms. Round of 16 starts December 27.

STANDINGS UPDATE

It's Pretty Obvious who is in the lead so far, but there's a tough fight for the 15-18 seeds to determine which 16 make it through to the Round of 16. Votes will be counted until the morning-ish of the 27th.

HEADLINE OF THE YEAR SEED ANNOUNCEMENT

Seeds are set -- round of 16 voting starts in the next few hours to determine the 2025 Headline of the Year!

@paulisci I'm a little sad about Poundland. Go Poundland Go. (Possibly a statement that has never been said before).
@paulisci I find it funny that bluesky and mastodon are voting in more or less the same proportions for most, with the notable exception of mastodon voting the anti-AI ones up at a much higher percentage 😄

@paulisci You've got some belters in there!

I think the resolved/unresolved one just made me laugh the most though.

@greem @paulisci Definitely my favorite one.
@paulisci thread of the year nominee 😁
@paulisci Vaugely remember a quote that some people don't understand certain things because their salary depends on not understanding it.
@paulisci I suspect that he does understand why but is pretending to not understand, because Microsoft.
@paulisci “It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”
—Upton Sinclair
@paulisci Hi. I dont know who Suleymon Microsoft is talking to but he really needs to get out of the echo chambers of #Apathiistas ; The mainstreet person might use AI as offered but isnt among niche early adopters. They are device adopters (smart phone, Amazon Echo).. I'd more guide the convo to say people dont like pitchmakers who say AI as quickly as " its the fundamentals" to fill in gaps they really dont have mainstreet words for to explain "profiteering> civil utility worth"
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But if Satya likes and uses it then everyone else has to be stupid or ignorant ... don't they?
@paulisci the eyes of Upton Sinclair's corpse just popped open

@paulisci PCGamer normally is a censorship hole, and has made very bad takes before (and censored comments critical of them, even ones that respectfully disagree with them) but in this case, I concur or maybe agree with them.

It's the cycle of Big Tech enshittification. I'm so glad the original release of Windows 11 was so bad it got me off of Windows for good.

@paulisci The fact that the tapestry was woven by nuns might help explain the high penis count.
@paulisci If they start fighting with each other over it, does that make them tally whackers?

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Could have been a girthy debate I suppose.

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And this is why I laugh at the morons who say the LLM bubble isn't about the burst...

it can't even take orders from a drive through consistantly.

@paulisci 18.000 Waters?,he probably needed them for his own #AI server. (wink)

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Well do he pay the 18k waters before he drowned?

That's an important detail. If her payed before he drowned, they only need to sure his estate for damages for the lost income while his car blocked the driver through.

If he didn't pay, that's way more serious.