Soatok DreamseekerDec 8

Every once in a while, I come across haters who have such incoherent reasons to hate me that I feel like some genuine creativity is being squandered.

Thread: https://lemmy.ml/post/38394952

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And I'm just sitting here wondering, "Give me things that never happened for $300, Alex."

Show threadSoatok Dreamseeker

Like, I'm not even mad. This is such interesting fanfiction that I have to applaud it.

Furry wife? My dude, I'm gay and not cool enough to find a boyfriend in the furry community. You're hallucinating more than the latest ChatGPT model here.

Dec 8 at 6:32pmWeb
Show threadDaedalous ErosDec 8
@soatok Soatok, you really should be putting content warnings on cognitohazards like this! I lost a few brain cells from that and I really needed those!
Show threadSoatok DreamseekerDec 8
@daedalouseros Sorry I'm too busy laughing and may have lost some precious neurons too
Show threadOrange Lizard GirlthingDec 8

@soatok I'm amazed with how low effort they make these accusations to the point where they even make up your sexuality to go with their made up story.

You should make that a bingo

Show threadtekheddDec 8

@soatok This is the modern psuedo-intellectional "using the rational voice to command respect, but actually have no idea what I'm talking about" that is popular in a certain "seek the Truth[TM] yourself" set.

tek's translation: someone with a vaguely fem persona made a simple "you have no idea what you're talking about" comment and he, uh, projected. :]

Show threadApicultor 🐝Dec 8
@soatok Haters gonna hate, man. They don't deserve any of your energy.
Show threadSoatok DreamseekerDec 8
@apicultor Don't misunderstand: I've been laughing my ass off for the past 30 minutes because of this and some of the reactions friends of mine have made. It's gold.
Show threadxazzonDec 8
@soatok by far the statement you've made I disagree with the strongest is now "[you're] not cool enough to find a furry boyfriend" what the heck!
Show threadSoatok DreamseekerDec 8
@xazzon Been in the fandom for 20 years. Had 2 LDRs. One ended immediately after we met IRL. The other ended because I wouldn't relocate. Been years of zero interest from anyone local since that last one ended, and folks are getting married in that group lol
Show threadxazzonDec 8
@soatok yeah, relationships are difficult! Doesnt change the fact that every time i see you, I admire how cool you are, always love seeing you around. Definitely boyfriend material
Show threadDelta SierraDec 8
@soatok apropos of nothing, I made this silly thing while I was supposed to be working. Enjoy this high quality furry wife.
Show threadDelta SierraDec 8
@soatok (the show's "The Good Wife" which I've heard good things about but never seen, and the original artwork was found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/1azy4pl/generic_jesterwing/)
Show threadInsecurity Princess 🌈💖🔥Dec 8
@notthatdelta @soatok is a furry wife like a work wife? 😂 /s
Show threadDelta SierraDec 8
@saraislet @soatok sorta, but with a tail and big ears.
Show threadGreg BellDec 8
@notthatdelta @soatok that is amazing and I laughed out loud as soon as I saw it
Show threadStefen Auris 🖖​Dec 8
@soatok if I were an artist I'd draw you with your furry wife lol
Show threadjanusfox 🍅Dec 9

@soatok Your furry wife will be so totally gay!

You are so cool enough, very swooooony.