@toroidalcore @memesmadetorunonlinux so thatβs the service to restart in order to get soda? Alright!
Now, whereβs the keyboard? BYOK? How do I ssh to this thing? Is there an IP in and credentials stuck in a Post It in the back of the machine?
How much responsibility do we think that display has for _dispensing_? I'll bet _none_.
Which would mean... That display is a replacement for a piece of paper with a logo on it.
I bet 5 wooden nickels I'm right.
I bet that thing runs curl.
Kewl, rootkit slushies.