@toroidalcore @memesmadetorunonlinux so that’s the service to restart in order to get soda? Alright!

Now, where’s the keyboard? BYOK? How do I ssh to this thing? Is there an IP in and credentials stuck in a Post It in the back of the machine?

@wtrmt @memesmadetorunonlinux If you SSH in, you can use port forwarding to stream the soda right to you.
@memesmadetorunonlinux something something sticky keys
@memesmadetorunonlinux such a refreshing change from the usual windows bsod seen on so many commercial screens
@RavenLuni kinda ironic it's blue tho πŸ˜…
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How much responsibility do we think that display has for _dispensing_? I'll bet _none_.

Which would mean... That display is a replacement for a piece of paper with a logo on it.

I bet 5 wooden nickels I'm right.

@memesmadetorunonlinux Windows BSoD is so lame the Linux Blue Slurpee of Death is much cooler
@memesmadetorunonlinux "finishing a start job for user id 1000 [3m 25s/10m]" flavoured slurpee lol
@memesmadetorunonlinux i always prefer the systemd flavor against the something-pee next to it. I mean seriously WTF? (no kink shaming)
@memesmadetorunonlinux It's been long enough since I've been in part of the world that actually has 7-Eleven that last time I was inside one, they solved the "what flavor slurpee is this" problem by a paper tag.