War ravaged Portland
@ben The Rose District, you’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

@ben This photo should be sent to all the ICE agents.

"This is what Antifa look like. If you see someone who doesn't look like this - they're not Antifa."

@ben wrong universe I know, but I'm hearing the Atreides march
@ben I cannot imagine the bravery of the photojournalist that risked their life to capture this moment of human struggle and triumph. Bravo! I believe a Pulitzer is waiting!
@ben @briankrebs That is one of the most Portland things I’ve seen in a long time
@ben ironically if this were Star Wars we'd all be in the Rebellion and the US government would be the empire, so that would actually be highly inaccurate unless that guy was a MAGA republican.. (which I am aware he isn't)
@ben it was a dark time for the rebellion.
@ben "I have just signed a deal which will keep the Empire out of Cloud City forever."

Darth Piper, surely?

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@iamdavidobrien @ben Locally, he is known as the Unipiper.
@ben Seems like Portland may be the Perfect place to drive a fake civil-war letter-home.
https://angrystaffofficer.com/2018/12/23/a-letter-home-from-the-civil-war-on-christmas/
A Letter Home from the Civil War on Christmas

December 24, 1863 Somewhere south of the North Pole My Dearest Hannah, This latest march has been our longest yet. We left northern Virginia in September, marches of 20 or 30 miles, worse than Gett…

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Editorial Template for Every Time the United States Goes to War

Americans awoke this morning to the news that the United States military had [DROPPED BOMBS AND / OR CARRIED OUT DRONE STRIKES] on [WHATEVER COUNTR...

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Ramez Naam (@ramez) on X

After Trump sends troops to Portland..

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@billseitz @ben
Please. Not gonna click on an X link.
@ben
Would have boosted. Didn't. Alt-text please
@Walrus There is alt text!

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Huge apologies! The app on my phone didn't show it at first but now it does.

Boosted now, because it's bloody brilliant anyway, but in context it's awesome!

@ben @Walrus
I feel that the alt text should reflect the fact that the unicyclist is wearing what seems to be a leather kilt.

@botvolution @ben @Walrus

I was curious if AI would AI miss that detail. Yep:
“A person dressed in a Darth Vader costume, complete with a cape, rides a unicycle while playing bagpipes that emit flames. The scene is set on a bridge with a cityscape in the background during sunset.”

@ben Imagine that guy to be the father of someone.
@ben
Darth Vader was a Scotsmen? ;)

@XiongShui @ben “I find yer lack o’ faith disturbin’, ye scunner”.

I’m not Scottish, as you may have noticed.

@XiongShui @ben nope,he was from down south,they dubbed him for the films,he was the green cross code man b4 he went to the dark side, the prequels should have mentioned it but no we got jar jar instead
Star wars - Darth Vader from fife 2017

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O you dears, this sign: ;) means "that worth is ironic"... #otemporaomores
@ben I am so glad that there's no sound with that image.
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Attached: 1 image Antifa Army assembling for the Ding Dong invasion.

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@ben I see a war criminal abusing a military instrument as an improvised explosive device.
@ben my thoughts, "oh this some nice "AI" slo...oh wait, right, Portland!"
@ben To be fair, that guy IS culpable for a massive genocide…
Unicycling Darth Vader upgrades to Flaming Bagpipes - Keep Portland Weird - The Unipiper *Official*

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@ben "Okay... I can now ride a unicycle while playing bagpipes... Pretty cool... But how could I make this even *more* challenging?"
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All hail The Unipiper!
@ben keep portland weird
@ben it's worse than I thought it's like Mad Max
@ben I was not quite as creative as the Unipiper: I rode my one wheel unmasked, playing fifes and pennywhistles without flames. Also no kilt.... Alas, those days are long gone.
@ben is that Scotland or portland?
@ben Dementia ravaged Trump court.

@ben @FantasticalEconomics another snapshot from war-ravaged portland

#WarRavagedPortland

@FantasticalEconomics @mk30 @ben ...they deployed a Hegseth-designed tank....?
Oh no, they brought out the robot soldiers?
@grimacing oh yes. that's the famous portland terminator.
@mk30
Things have really gone downhill since the cybermen took over portland...'s convention halls.
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@mk30 @ben @FantasticalEconomics look if I want to provoke war in Portland it's not hard. Just get inside a decent sized crowd and loudly ask who has the best coffee in town.
@ben Believe it or not, this is actually the least interesting person in Portland.
@ben I glanced at this and thought it was Jesse Rae in a bigger helmet.
@ben The "Thursday night ride" I got to attend when I was there for PyCon US was amazing (IIRC the UniPiper was there / helped lead it, but on a 36" one and sans flaming bag-pipes)