Just realized I am now Midwest nice plus Australia nice and all I need to do is move to Canada for a bit and I'll be -unbearably- friendly and apologetic.

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Canada will forgive you! πŸ˜€

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Once you've fully absorbed Canadian nice can I put a word in for Wales (Cymru) nice next πŸ˜‰πŸ‘

@hacks4pancakes when the day comes that you end sentences with

Mebbes, yeah nah, eh?

You'll know you've made it.

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A few shots of Malort will fix that.
@draken cant buy that here
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Did the Australian government classify it as a chemical weapon?
@hacks4pancakes VERY area-dependent up here, a particular province has leaned pretty heavily into MAGA territory (and the first A is still applicable)
@hacks4pancakes I get on people when they tell me "sorry" for nonsense. Don't be sorry.
@T2R Canadian "sorry" isn't an apology. It's a shorthand for "I know you don't like it but that's how it is"
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@hacks4pancakes β€œsorry mate” with a combined Australian and Canadian accent would be interesting

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Come to Germany. We'll even it out!

@hacks4pancakes We'd love to have you, but the fascism is too close for comfort, would not recommend.
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Have you started saying "no worries" already? It crept into my vocabulary surprisingly quickly...
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Australia Nice: using the c-bomb as a term of endearment
@hacks4pancakes And so sweet you'll dissolve the next time you're caught in the rain! 😬