Fesshole 🧻
I'm 54 and have just succumbed to my inner teenager by measuring my erect penis using the spaghetti measurer. I'm almost four servings.
Oct 15 at 10:20amWeb
Show threadLynOct 15

@fesshole As long as it's not horse shaped.

It's ...it's not is it?

Show threadFunkydrummerOct 15
@frogglin @fesshole if it’s 4 servings it’s certainly not horse sized!
Show threadMichael GemarOct 15
@frogglin @TheBreadmonkey @fesshole Is *that* what’s meant by “hung like a horse”?
Show threadBen (monkey costume)Oct 15

@michaelgemar @frogglin @fesshole

🎶Fentons Stable and Horse Ranch

Show threadironhydroxideOct 15
@fesshole still can't reach the bottom of the tuna can though.
Show threadBookOct 15
@ironhydroxide @fesshole savage
Show threadKilla KoalaOct 15
@fesshole Real men measure spaghetti by taking it in their hand and eyeballing it.
Show threadGJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Oct 15
@dshan @fesshole Yes. That's how real men measure -- spaghetti.
Show threadBen (monkey costume)Oct 15

@fesshole

@julianlawson ?