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Fesshole 🧻
Oct 15
I'm 54 and have just succumbed to my inner teenager by measuring my erect penis using the spaghetti measurer. I'm almost four servings.
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Real men measure spaghetti by taking it in their hand and eyeballing it.
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Oct 15
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Yes. That's how real men measure -- spaghetti.
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