Please enjoy some happy ducks eating sweet peas before you continue your doom scrolling! 🫛⁠🦆

#duckstraction

@catsalad That one who just climbs on in there 🤣
@wq I'm done! 🦆 *steps in everyone's food on the way out*
@catsalad Thanks, I needed that. 🙏
@catsalad as a duck aficionado, this gives me dopamine
@catsalad I love how they regularly stop and stare at the camera to resume again the gulping festival.

@catsalad and that's what I call giving peas a chance...

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I'll see myself out.

@catsalad @crypticcelery That was surprisingly stressful
@daniel @catsalad @crypticcelery a quick hue shift turns this from cute to horror 😅
@catsalad
There's always one person at the dinner party who’s like, “I'm full now.”, stands up, and walks over the dinner table to get out.
@catsalad everything I didn’t know I needed today

@catsalad

What a wonderful way to cleanse the palate after having a sour taste in my mouth from reading the news.

@catsalad You are the very best ♥️
@catsalad thanks, now I'll be able to sleep peacefully.
@catsalad The one who stepped through it lacks manners
@catsalad Waterfowl Wednesday come early!
@catsalad @apophis is it just me or do they sound like the little trident-wielding gremlins in Zelda: Windwaker? 
@catsalad that’s a horror show for momma pea plants
@catsalad two things.
1- that was a delightful experience I didn’t know I needed. Those squeaks and noms gave life. Thank you
2- that is soooome kinda frenetic energy 😂
@catsalad So stressed by this but I don't know why exactly
@greg A few others have expressed similar feelings. Maybe it's the messiness and the utter ducky chaos that ensues. Plus the noise is very... wet. 😅
@catsalad Yes. Also I think my brain has slight trouble telling if it is at double speed or not. I know it isn't double speed but my brain keeps denying it on some level. Mental dissonance.
@greg @catsalad That’s Duck Speed.

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 PEEEEEEEEEAS!!!!  

    

@catsalad Never deny a duck their peas 🦆
@catsalad I neede this! Thank you 
@catsalad Hot take, peas are underrated
@catsalad they did not give any peas a chance

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Billy! How many times do I have to tell you? You get out of that food *right now* mister!

@stufromoz @catsalad @devopscats I want all of them to live at my house (*FURIOUSLY GOOGLES "BEAK-PROOF GLOVES")
@nzJayZee @catsalad @devopscats I never knew until recently that they love peas
@stufromoz @catsalad @devopscats remember lonelyduck? the duckling i built a wee house for? peas carrots and raisins care package.to this day I don't know if it worked, but I did my best ()
@catsalad Eggcellent duckstraction
@catsalad thank you. I need to have the occational "aww duck ❤️" between the all too prevalent "AHH FUCK!! 😡"
@catsalad awwwwww the happy noises as they monch <3
@catsalad brb buying bags of frozen peas for my ducks 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
@catsalad @LDJ And also to appreciate that account name, “Cheez and Quacker” ☺️
@catsalad This is what pure chaos looks like.
@catsalad I totally got got by the optical illusion. from the thumbnail I thought for sure those were rabbits
@catsalad Of course, being ducks, at least one has to walk through the peas and take a shit. It’s how ducks do.

@catsalad

Notice how the feeding person feels the need to protect their hand with thick gloves. 😂

@DerTapfere Lessons learned, I bet! 🦆⁠❗
@catsalad duckstation so much cute