Ben Boecker
Matt Massicotte“So under 'hobbies' you have listed ‘programming'?”
“Yes!”
“But I also see it listed here under 'things you despise with all your being'”
“Yes that’s correct”
MauriceElliott 🇵🇸 
@mattiem one of my favourite quotes from The First Law series by Joe Abercrombie rings true in this instance. “You can never truly hate a man, without loving him first”. If you didn’t love it so much you couldn’t despise it with all your being.
@mattiem as a follow up to this, the hated man had his head smashed to pieces against a castle wall by the one who used to love him.
Not sure what relevance this has to programming, just thought it was a funny detail in context. If you ever get to similar rage, maybe put the keyboard down first lol
�@MauriceElliott @mattiem who loved trump?
Martin Du4@mattiem Listed under life goals: « Farming in Switzerland »
Sassinake!accurate
The Tattooed Nonna 🧙♀️@mattiem that made me laugh out loud. Or 'lol' as the young folk say
Barijaona Ramaholimihaso@Tattooed_Mummy @mattiem Do young people still use “lol”?
Mark T. Tomczak@mattiem "Programming is my passion, an the emotion I feel most passionately about it is rage."
Phogna Bologna@mattiem coffee shop folks wondering why I'm laughing too loudly
Peter Kos@mattiem no one hates computers like people who love computers
Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤@mattiem It is the natural state of things.
Artemis@mattiem yeah that tracks.
Simon@mattiem I only know bash but still feel this.
Ricardo Harvin@realsimon @mattiem Use regex, they said. It'll make you so much more productive, they said.
😭
@ricardoharvin @mattiem yeah I recently looked up some sorting logic in a forum and an answer included regex and I noped outta there xD
@realsimon @mattiem This is the way 😂
tuban_muzuru@ricardoharvin @realsimon @mattiem
I've used regexp since Donna Summer had her first hit - and I still use cheats like this:
Fuchsiii~~~
sjolsen (MP3 & JPEG compatible!)Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Alex@mattiem oooooh good idea.
Malcolm Herbert@mattiem true dat
Tim Richards
Shrimpney@mattiem I feel seen
Alexander Knochel@mattiem Checks out
Lucas Treffenstädt@mattiem I've never felt so seen in my life.
Takiro 🎨@mattiem Pretty much, yes.
Garrett // megabyteGhost@mattiem Like most hobbies
Aräjtav@mattiem technology in general
Nicolewd@mattiem to solve all that, we now have ai to do the programming - worsening BOTH parts.
CyAre you me???
raine@mattiem literally me
Hudson@mattiem this is the way