🧡 of images from random #oldtweets
Plenty more terrible jokes where that one came from...
I created this for Twitter about a decade ago, so far I haven't needed it on Mastodon 🀞
Tag yourself, I'm Gando
Tapir wants a sammich
urg it is morning
Need to ratio some terrible bullshit on the bad site?
@neoluddite Poor Franz, taken from this world way too young. I'd rate him above James Joyce or whoever else you care to name for finest author of the 20th century.
#Kafka #Literature

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A transformation indeed.....

@neoluddite Some of us just hunkered down during the Lockdown.
@Jorsh thank you! I needed this. 🀣🀣

@TechBean

The legend lives on and transcends time and space.

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The USA could use a few Leeroy Jenkinses right now.

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Holy Sloth-from-the-Goonies-mouth!

Is that really what tapir mouths look like?

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Wonders, β€œare those teeth ai generated?”

Searches up β€œtapir teeth”

Oh. Oh dear. Closes browser

Gentle reader. They are real

@neoluddite a reminder that the "eastern brown snake", also known as the "common brown snake" is the second-most-venomous land snake in the world
@neoluddite hey, cone snail. good pick, they're underrated.
Oh well, it was a good run while it lasted... πŸ˜’
@neoluddite cc @p you like these funny pictures.
@neoluddite that's why they call us the Forgotten Generation.
@DrFriendless Squint a bit harder at the dates πŸ™ƒ
@neoluddite Oh I saw those. I'm just kinda resentful as an Xer who is literally coding the stuff that Zs use on their phone that I get stuffed in with the Boomers. Not only will I cut off their allowance, I'll put bugs into their apps, ungrateful little buggers.