Poll: How many pets do you have?
0
44.3%
1
24%
2
15.4%
3+
16.2%
Poll ended at .
@nixCraft you're training a PetGPT aren't you?
@nixCraft do multiple chickens count?
@Aminorjourney @nixCraft Of course they do! Along with the ducks, geese, goats, and my lazy barn cat!
@nixCraft Does this include catgirls and puppygirls?

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I screwed up. Picked 2 for my inside cats, but I guess I have another one outside. If she belongs to anyone, it's me.

@nixCraft have like 2 cats and 3 kittens :P
@nixCraft Does this include servers with a non generated hostname that one sshs into often?
@nixCraft those who vote zero will be visited by the cat distribution system eventually

@VWDasher @nixCraft

Please no, I am not responsible enough ... I need to be able to look after myself first for a year ... Hugz

Hugz & xXx

@MelissaBearTrix @nixCraft the CDS works in mysterious ways

@VWDasher @nixCraft

If one is at my door I would love and cherish it ... Hugz

But in the mean time, I shall happily cat and dog sit ... Hugz

Hugz & xXx

@nixCraft 4 Cats and 50 Centipede. And countless roaches. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Bugs are part of a devs life 💃

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-1

That's how much I'm missing my 17 years old cat who left us 2 years ago...  

@nixCraft well, I have a cat and she has a cat so I guess two 🤷‍♀️
@nixCraft @catsalad just the one, but in terms of median pet mass…

@0xabad1dea @nixCraft Odin mass should be a standard measurement.

Congrats on your baby! How much did they weigh?

New mom: Oh, little Billy was born at 0.05 Odins (or 50 millaOdins)

@nixCraft Can't have pets if you rent an apartment
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Somehow I can't cast a vote from my Friendica account with my Raccoon app... I used to have one pet... But she passed away two months ago. 😢
I hope to "get back" to having one somewhere next year....
@nixCraft How do You count fish? Individuals? Kilos? Numbers of aquariums? 😄
@Salix @nixCraft by amount of fish stupid kids of your friend managed to boil by tampering with heater control - happen to my friend recently 💀

@nixCraft can you define the concept of pet?

Are computers, AIs and LLMs valid pets?

@nixCraft does a kid count as a pet ?
@nixCraft Well this is a fine state of affairs! No wonder so many people are unhappy :( We need cities & states to change landlord/tenant laws to facilitate pets being allowed. It would likely solve the shelter crisis as well. Government is supposed to make things better, not terrorize.
@nixCraft from what size do you call them pets?
@Heliograph the skinks on your balcony probably won't count 😅
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@Irisherself c'mon they're really cute 🦎
@nixCraft two animals, three servers
@nixCraft Two cats indoors, and three outdoors in our cat-modified balcony. Pictures of my babies on my mastodon.
@nixCraft 0.5 the neighbors cat really likes me and sometimes comes to visit
@nixCraft I have a yellow budgie, used to have a blue one, but he sadly died
@nixCraft If I am using Ansible to manage all the nodes in my cluster, is that one pet or many?
@nixCraft That’s without counting the house spiders…
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Do the spiders who build their homes outside next to the lamps count?
@nixCraft do I count EVERY cockroach in my colonies? 😂😂