If the lottery company ever rings me up and tells me I've won the big one, I'll tell them I'm going to spend the money on 'the usual millionaire things': cocaine and fraud
Thepi
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If I ever actually won more than $5mil or so I think I'd have an existential crisis. $5mil is just, like, a house and a retirement fund. Much more than that and it's like, 'ah fuck, I guess I have to start a business or something.'
Ami Angelwings
Really funny that IPv6 is all about having functionally infinite addresses in every subnet and then goes and gives you one (1) loopback address. You get ::1 and that's it.
(IPv4 gives you the whole 127.0.0.0/8 range to play with (~16 million addresses) (trying to use anything other than 127.0.0.1 may not work in practice))
In 2065 someone's gonna write historical fiction about this year and it's gonna get slammed because, 'you can't have a new crisis every week, that couldn't possibly be realistic,' but lo, there is a new crisis every bloody week
Going to start referring to any tech annoyances as 'innovation' from now on—channeling the same energies that turned, 'Nice!' and, 'That's great!' into, 'bad,' and, 'fuck off.'
FUCK ANTHROCON & EUROFURENCEi need a sicko
i'm holding out for a sicko till the end of the night
and he's gotta haha
he's gotta say yes
at the window with look of delight
Leonard Ritterironic that we live in a time where everybody owns a computer with a mandatory button that spawns a supposed "magical genie", except for computer witches & wizards who specifically do *not* have such a button anywhere, nor do they wish to have one
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