I choose to believe that some guy hated Chris so much he bought an entire store just to announce it
$300 to not understand what you're typing

This is so sus, they even all have genitals wtf!? the fact that they're like wearing hats just makes it worse!

The store is just called "The Toys Collection" and I swear this is an RCMP sting or something if you enter it

When you keep leveling your Charmander but keep putting off evolution
The universal symbol for headphones
Fresh Pokemon and Spongebob juice
Favourite Star Wars scene
We have M3GAN at home
Anime is a full time job, if it's your hobby, gtfo
Finally!
How you know you're in a Chinese building
There's Chinese Canadian buildings missing 4 and 13, so it can start getting pretty weird and compressed
I am... Strange Man!
Buy a ticket or go back to your pathetic meaningless life
bye at first sight
This restaurant gives you uno cards to mark your place in line for the food and I wanna know what happens if I get a reverse card, does the line order reverse? do I have to give *them* food?
Be honest how many of you read this as Word Perfect Legal
Oh okay
A very expensive book that requires passing through fascist security to turn the page
Confirmed: King Arthur returned and she drives a Toyota
The 4 genders

I hate how much this guy looks like Chinese George W. Bush

(He's a conservative so I don't feel bad making the comparison)

This sets off my adventure game puzzle fight or flight
This must be the reverse sexism I keep hearing about
Oh finally, lotto vending machines (& they're broken), we're finally in the TRUE 90s video game cyberpunk future
Broken vending machines is how you do world building without needing extra programming
Ah yes my favorite webcomic
oh a real life loot box
Straight people are allowed a little street racing too, as a treat
Time to put the balls in the holes
It took me far too long to realize that was supposed to be like "Bagel" and not turning your partners into a gel for your nutritional consumption
As somebody who grew up in a Chinese heavy school where "FOB" was used as a noun both derogatorally and affectionately to mean "Fresh Off the Boat", this was very funny to me
BEAUTALITY
Oh no I'm in an adventure/survival horror game
Ah yes, the curtains/Gundam/yuri store
It's wild how every Chinese store that sells anything also sells Gundams
Oh the skeletal remains of Cool Spot
Tag yourself
This store opens 10 whole hours every week. These are like the hours of a secret shop in a video game.
@ami_angelwings Hell yes, that one under the overpass or whatever in River City Ransom, exactly!