micr0brain
xyla!!schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp
Mitsunee
@xyla so this is what happens if airports cheap out on hydrations for planes
haluzinelle bin chicken nicole@xyla it needs to replenish its electrolytes
Veronica Olsen@xyla The design on the tail reminds me of the logo of a hydro power company I worked for, so this makes a lot of sense to me. I'm just not sure where the power cables are connected.
Óscar Vargas@xyla the evacuation slide that takes you straight to the rocks!
Ianto Jones
Wulfy—Speaker to the machines
Brian Campbell@xyla The accident report, for the aviation nerds among us: https://www.baaa-acro.com/crash/crash-embraer-erj-190-100-igw-santa-marta
Barium@xyla Remember not to make it fly immediately after, it would risk a twisted stomach !
Haelwenn /элвэн/ 
@xyla Of course it's a Boing plane
Willi
Marc Haber
ItsCarryl has moved - see bio.
Sophie Schmieg@xyla this isn't funny, airplanes only do this when they are in huge distress!
rk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyThis one is very thirsty.
Greg BellLet’s make this happen. It can teach important lessons on institutional safety practices.
…I’m only half joking.
Chloë Ada 
[0x636174]@xyla here's a higher res version of that image :3
https://images.ecestaticos.com/QhBJ3yE2TKTfcPtH0fh41nJr5sA=/0x111:2198x1354/1600x900/filters:fill(white):format(jpg)/f.elconfidencial.com%2Foriginal%2Fc4f%2Fcb2%2Feac%2Fc4fcb2eac13ad6f57aa438696aea2c33.jpg
- posted by Chloë
https://images.ecestaticos.com/QhBJ3yE2TKTfcPtH0fh41nJr5sA=/0x111:2198x1354/1600x900/filters:fill(white):format(jpg)/f.elconfidencial.com%2Foriginal%2Fc4f%2Fcb2%2Feac%2Fc4fcb2eac13ad6f57aa438696aea2c33.jpg
- posted by Chloë
@Chloe i mean, there is a good reason why most funny photos i post are crunchy >:3
thanks tho! wallpaper material
Peetz0r@Chloe @xyla Even higher resolution version:
https://f.elconfidencial.com/original/c4f/cb2/eac/c4fcb2eac13ad6f57aa438696aea2c33.jpg
(if you look closely at the url you posted, you can see that my url is hiding in your url)
Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC@xyla airplane thirsty
airplane drink
airplane drink
crispy branzino ☭ (sold out forever)@xyla love that slide like "enjoy being evacuated directly onto this rocky shoal hope your back is ok 😈😈"
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
@xyla bites the plane in the ass while it's distracted by the water
серёжа@xyla “dude you are not allowed to park here”
monkee 
@xyla why is this so funny? It's so dumb. love it 
😂
😂@monkee welcome to my profile
monkee 
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estelle@xyla *owner arrives to help because plane can't push itself back*
Mira@xyla You may think this is funny, but planes only do this when they’re extremely thirsty!
villon@xyla
Ausgerutscht?
Ausgerutscht?
Ken McLeod@xyla Tail logo is somewhat reminiscent of the defunct Continental Airlines. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continental_Airlines#/media/File:Boeing_777-224(ER),_Continental_Airlines_JP6449637.jpg
Kevin Payravi@_the_cloud @xyla it's a mildly interesting history. In the late 90s, Copa Airlines formed a partnership with Continental and basically borrowed the brand with some changes. Copa then acquired AeroRepública (plane pictured), which also acquired the branding.
lonely extrovert@_the_cloud @xyla i thought the same thing. i really liked continental!
Pierrot le p'tit rigolu 
Seth Galitzer@xyla This made me laugh way too much
@haitchfiveThe Thirsty Boeings
Eva Chanda@xyla i'm surprised it's not spirit airlines
Space Invader@xyla everybody’s like “drink more water” but then everybody’s like “ohhhh noooo not like that!”
Qole
Earthshine@xyla he just thirsty
wyatt@xyla is this based on a current event?
@wyatt i posted it because i found it online and thought it was funny, i have no clue what that could mean >:3
groxx
Tony Fisk@xyla
"He's fallen in the water!"
"He's fallen in the water!"
Sieur Balarate
Stefan Baur 8 * 💉
Radieschen@radieschen please report me to the fediverse police department: https://transfem.social
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im xylia@xyla its an embrare ERJ 190 not a 737
@BlahajBlast yah i based my alt text off of source's alt text and didn't verify that
a ton of people pointed this out to me but at this point me editing the alt text would send a notification to well over 600 people
@BlahajBlast activitypub software really be like "attention all units, she edited the alt text"
oli_34160@xyla ...Et il avait poif le petit n'avion...
Adrien Plazas@xyla "Erika 1999, my favorite oil spill."
Androcat
C'est ça 🏴 Francis..@xyla Thirsty!!! 😉