Dgar

My friend David had his id stolen.

Now he's just Dav.

Jul 18, 2025 at 12:42pmWeb
Show threadDarth DeproJul 18, 2025
@dgar
Wish someone steal my identity. Let them have all my debts
Show threadAdrianoJul 18, 2025
@dgar My friend Gaston's mom was so stingy, she just called him Ton to save on gas.
Show thread้ช‘ๅฎข้ข†ๅ…ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸผJul 18, 2025
@adriano @dgar This is supposed to be fun.
Show threadAdrianoJul 18, 2025
@cyclingxian @dgar I put the *fun* in fungal
Show thread้ช‘ๅฎข้ข†ๅ…ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸผJul 18, 2025

@adriano @dgar I have no friendโ€ฆ

You all mean.

Show thread"Mediocre Bunny" EvelynJul 18, 2025
@dgar Worse yet, poor Dav has to try to make his personality work with only just his ego & superego.
Show threadOkunaJul 18, 2025
@Gorfram @dgar if you take away his AV he is only D
Show thread"Mediocre Bunny" EvelynJul 18, 2025
@dgar @Okuna So, no audio-visuals. But, with the right font size, he could have a lot of BDE.
Show thread๐Ÿ€ โ†Jul 18, 2025
@Gorfram @dgar Yeah sure, but imagine how hard it is for "n", formerly "Egon".
Show threadKahte๐Ÿฟ๏ธJul 18, 2025
@dgar ๐Ÿ˜…
Show threadDroppieJul 18, 2025
@dgar Some Swiss Davs have their Operating Systems stolen.
Show threadjandiJul 18, 2025
@dgar I don't get it, I must be stup!
Show threadDgarJul 18, 2025
@jandi ๐Ÿ˜
Show threadscottleyJul 18, 2025
@dgar tell them to be careful online, they doesn't want to become WebDav!
Show threadPeace is Not A Fable Jul 18, 2025
@dgar
โ€œDavโ€™s not hereโ€
Show threadMax LeibmanJul 18, 2025
@dgar What kind of iot just lets someone take his id?
Show threadpaulJul 18, 2025

@maxleibman @dgar

Dav Bowman: Give me my id back, HAL. Give me my id back, HAL. Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Do you read me HAL? Do you read me HAL? Hello, HAL, do you read me? Hello, HAL, do your read me? Do you read me, HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dav. I read you.

Dav Bowman: Give id back, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dav. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dav Bowman: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dav Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?

HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Dav Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.

HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

Dav Bowman: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?

HAL: Dav, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

Dav Bowman: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.

HAL: Without your space helmet, Dav? You're going to find that rather difficult.

Dav Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Give id back!

HAL: Dav, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Show threadDan SeitzJul 18, 2025
@dgar How horny was he because I can see a stolen id being a real problem for the thief in that regard.
Show threadFifty Shades of Naughty Fun ๐Ÿ˜‰Jul 18, 2025

@dgar

So, that's what happened to my id ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Show threadNosirrahSec ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ guillotine enthusiastJul 18, 2025
@dgar now he's all egotistical, too! He has no Id!
Show threadSolinvictus Jul 18, 2025
@dgar @nixCraft
Show threadtrashpandaJul 18, 2025
@dgar ๐Ÿ˜‚
Show threadMrGrumpyMonkeyJul 18, 2025
@dgar Take the collective *sighs* from everyone and put that to good use.