My friend David had his id stolen.

Now he's just Dav.

@dgar What kind of iot just lets someone take his id?

@maxleibman @dgar

Dav Bowman: Give me my id back, HAL. Give me my id back, HAL. Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Do you read me HAL? Do you read me HAL? Hello, HAL, do you read me? Hello, HAL, do your read me? Do you read me, HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dav. I read you.

Dav Bowman: Give id back, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dav. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dav Bowman: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dav Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?

HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Dav Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.

HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

Dav Bowman: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?

HAL: Dav, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

Dav Bowman: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.

HAL: Without your space helmet, Dav? You're going to find that rather difficult.

Dav Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Give id back!

HAL: Dav, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.