A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
@considermycat a secret third option
@considermycat @pl But I was born in 86?
@plaetzchen @considermycat @pl hmmm, sounds a lot like we may be entitled to compensation
@considermycat Dear, sweet Newsweek having an awakening🙂😉

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"That dudes petty... Hot?"
"Oh, i didn't know you're bi?"
"bi? Wha-- I MUST TELL THE WORLD ABOUT THIS DISCOVERY"

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@considermycat I hope those disturbing bisexual androids on the cover are still being maintained.
@considermycat I am pretty sure I was pondering bisexuality in the eighties? Was it a slow news week?
@considermycat Seriously, were the nineties that long ago?
@considermycat lolwut … what editor approved this?
@considermycat Are we 100% sure these aren’t all just failed Chris Kattan characters?
@considermycat This cover haunts me
@considermycat Ooh! I was so far ahead of my time when I first suspected I was bi in 1981!
@irina @considermycat damn, then u should be getting royalties every time people have the epiphany
@considermycat Gods, I remember that. The seed for the true meaning of cringe was sown this day.
@considermycat why do they look so sinister that isn't bisexual lighting
@tay @considermycat The bi flag wasn’t created till 1998.
@tay @considermycat Ah but the colour scheme is from the ‘biangles’ which date from 1987. Mea culpa.
@considermycat From now on, I refuse to be photographed by others in anything other than Villain Of The Week lighting.

@considermycat Alt text: Three people made to look like serial killers. They all stare straight into the camera, with no experession and half their faces covered in shadows.

I guess fear and discrimination of bisexuality emerged simultaneously then?

@considermycat @svente_fox Could also be a shot for a thriller movie.
@considermycat What is hilarious is that people were making fun of this article *when it was published*. People were having a hard time believing that the people at Newsweek were only now just learning about this "emerging new sexuality"
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that pic looks like the average hackerspace group
@considermycat Well that's.... something alright. I love how ominous they make the founding trio of bisexuality appear. Like you can tell they are checking us ALL out.
@considermycat Thre's not enough faepalms in the world for this...
@considermycat 🤣 cross the street when anyone looks at you like this
@considermycat This is simultaneously the least and most bisexual pic I've ever seen.

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Ah yes, 1995, the era of being told I was "just too scared to be a real lesbian" and "untrustworthy because I would just switch teams when I got bored".

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I wonder if they ever found Patient Zero?
@considermycat @theynege semantic drift comes for us all in the end (this is what “bisexual lighting” meant in the 90s)
@considermycat cappuccinos and Vince Foster are beautiful little grace notes
@considermycat What a bizarre cover, and I remember seeing it as a kid.
@considermycat "New" 😂
as if humans and preferences hadn't existed for millions of years
@considermycat Tidus, staring at the ruins of Zanarkand:
@considermycat i love that they gave them sinister lighting.
@considermycat And here I thought it was basically the default for all of human history until about 500 years ago.
@considermycat I will probably still recall that cover on my deathbed. Iconic. 😂
@considermycat I think bisexuality has been around for a LOT longer than that, pace Newsweek. I'm reminded of Philip Larkin's poem: "Sexual intercourse began/In nineteen sixty-three/(Which was rather late for me) -/Between the end of the Chatterley ban/And the Beatles' first LP."
@considermycat That was terribly generous of Newsweek

@considermycat Here's the original article, if anyone wants to check it out! https://www.newsweek.com/bisexuality-184830

A very 90's quote:

Now, in scattered pockets, bisexuality is starting to become more visible. Bisexual characters have popped up in TV series like "Roseanne" and "Melrose Place" and in films like "Three of Hearts" and "Threesome." Two decades after Mick Jagger and David Bowie flaunted their androgynous personas, pop stars like Michael Stipe, Courtney Love and Sophie B. Hawkins and model Rachel Williams have discovered anew that there's more to life than when a man loves a woman. As Stipe told NEWSWEEK, promoting R.E.M.'s latest album, "I've always been sexually ambiguous in terms of my proclivities; I think labels are for food."

CW: random J. Michael Bailey appearance

Bisexuality

Steven and Lori are what you might call the marrying type. They met on the first day oœ freshman orientation at the University of Chicago in 1988. By Thanksgiving, she was taking him home to meet...

Newsweek
@considermycat P. S. The article references an even older Newsweek article about bisexuality, "Bisexual Chic: Anyone Goes", published in 1974. Actually digging up the article is beyond my abilities at the moment but see e. g. https://aha.confex.com/aha/2017/webprogram/Paper21442.html
Paper: Buy the Bi: Selling Bisexual Chic in the 1970s (131st Annual Meeting (January 5-8, 2017))

@considermycat Ah, yes, the iconic "bisexuals as serial killers" cover.
@considermycat I remember this DLC. I couldn't afford it
@considermycat I love the sinister lighting, and how the guy in the back looks like the mid-movie boss fight in a Jackie Chan movie
@considermycat must remember to write that article about vi-rtue, vi-ce and vi-sexuality :wq
@considermycat And there were SO MANY bisexual PREEMIES!!!!!!!!!
@considermycat only two months before Hackers (1995) came out; can't be a coincidence!

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Why does this magazine cover make me think of cicadas emerging after 17 years in hiding?

@considermycat sure, the 90's, like bisexuality never existed before that. Men and women have been doing it with both sexes since the beginning of time.
@considermycat I could’ve sworn it was born around 1975

@considermycat I'm always saying that people forget the reason we talk about bi/pan/omni erasure is because of stuff like this. Although, given I graduated college that year, does that mean I'm automatically 20 years younger? I'd love to have my 30s back & emerge as even more queer. 😁

Remember that troupe on 90s TV were they made every bisexual character a backstabbing villain because, well, you never know what team they're on so how can we trust 'em? 😔

Cc: @federicomena

@considermycat so this is the "bisexual lighting" ive heard so much about
@codl @considermycat how creature center have half left light half right dark but right creature right light left dark no make sense
@gamer @codl Well it only goes to demonstrate how untrustworthy bisexuals are. You can’t even trust our shadows to conform to the natural order!
@considermycat Is it like horses where the birthday is offset by six months in the southern hemisphere?