Sometimes y’all, there is the perfect meme.

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mug-of-beans
16 dic 2024:
"The old magic persists thanks to it's unfathomable power."
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can't run the legacy spells ! need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don't want or need onto my orb.

aqueerkettleofish
14 mar:
Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the oid magic.

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wizard-council-bureaucrat
12 mar:
Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

wizard-archivist-official
13 mar:
The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.
The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

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Wizard-archivist-official
13 mar – second part:
Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

charlesoberonn
24 mar:
You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.
You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

@sofakante You're a rockstar, thanks so much for stepping up so quickly!
@MissConstrue you are very Welcome!
@MissConstrue "We're rewriting the old magic in Rust"

@ryan @signaleleven

The kids today keep telling me to use the artificial orb, but at 10cc of mouse blood for every summon, we're gonna run out of mice!

@MissConstrue I use ArchMage on my orb, BTW.
@MissConstrue
Now with Alt-Text!
@RealGene Ha, I think we were posting at the same time. :) It's alt-ed now.
@MissConstrue I so hate these clever posts I can't share because no one in my circle will get it.
@virbonus It's why I'm so grateful for mastodon. 
@MissConstrue @virbonus Tumblr isn't dead, honestly!
@MissConstrue I sent this to my son and he replied with this. In the same vein
@paco Hahahahahaha! OMG, that's genius.
@MissConstrue don't stare at the wizards -- even though they wear their beards on the back of their heads.
@stefan_hessbrueggen That is such a beautiful turn of phrase that I am jealous I did not think of it!  

@MissConstrue https://www.tumblr.com/hyratel/780733075611058176/its-not-even-that-you-need-3-4-spells-to-do-it
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lonewolf23k
Apr 9

The Old Magic has a very extensive and experienced modding community, that has learned all the inns and outs of the rules of Old Magic, and have bent and twisted the Old Spells in ways the original Wizards never imagined.

One example is your typical scrying orb. Modders have managed to expand the scrying potential to including mind-reading, "stat read-outs", and even two-way communication with a scryed subject, just from the core enchantments. You want that with New Magic, you're looking at 3-4 separate spells you need to acquire individually.
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💬 30  🔁 28525  ❤️ 32137 · It's not even that you need 3-4 spells to do it; just look at the second-generation grimoires (we don't talk about first-gen): dozens of highly-specific yet extremely effe…

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hyratel
Apr 13
It's not even that you need 3-4 spells to do it; just look at the second-generation grimoires (we don't talk about first-gen): dozens of highly-specific yet extremely effective spells. Sure you needed several spells, but you knew exactly what each of them did, and they interacted predictably. Now with Grimoire 8.3, those 3-4 spells will have so many caveats and edge cases that you might just end up summoning a bowl of cheerios the size of your steeping cauldron if you get the bridging incantations the slightest bit wrong.
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@MissConstrue this could very well have been a plot line in a Pratchett novel