Sometimes y’all, there is the perfect meme.

Edit: I've been informed that this is an excerpt from @hyratel 's Tumbler, which is here: https://www.tumblr.com/hyratel/780243434044784640/my-granddad-had-a-wand-of-iron-filigree-that-gave

#witchy #infosec #darkarts #updates #funny

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mug-of-beans
16 dic 2024:
"The old magic persists thanks to it's unfathomable power."
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can't run the legacy spells ! need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don't want or need onto my orb.

aqueerkettleofish
14 mar:
Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the oid magic.

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wizard-council-bureaucrat
12 mar:
Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

wizard-archivist-official
13 mar:
The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.
The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

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Wizard-archivist-official
13 mar – second part:
Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

charlesoberonn
24 mar:
You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.
You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

@sofakante You're a rockstar, thanks so much for stepping up so quickly!
@MissConstrue you are very Welcome!