Mastodawn

🐰Your bites are always endearing🐰

*bites through ICE*

Republicans: aww 🥰

*bites through president*

News Media: aww 🥰

echo ✨1d ago

@alice tragically the power doesn't specify the bites are *effective*

lizard appreciator 1d ago

Beige CatsWhoCode 1d ago

@alice that would be lovely!

Nocta 1d ago

@alice A bunch of them seem really nice and I was wondering about the implications of the bite thing and now I regret not picking it

Dizzy 0069 Stiff Assed Crip

16h ago

@alice Know what brand and variant of body spray someone is wearing

As someone who *hates* making phone calls, having a person always answer would be so much less stressful.

Alex

1d ago

@alice I hate answering them even more.

🐰hate🐰or hate? Actually hate. ;)

Mallory's Musings & Mischief 1d ago

@alice I might pick that one if it also included that the person would always answer within 3 rings (never needed to be on hold).

Mallory's Musings & Mischief 1d ago

@alice Also, making it so the voice quality was high enough that both ends would always understand what the other person said. I always have trouble with auditory comprehension on the phone and I hate it. I wish the audio quality on the phone wasn't absolute garbage. There's no good reason for it anymore.

Mx Verda 1d ago

@malcircuit @alice OH MY GOD YES.

🍋 Superball ☀️1d ago

@alice
That’s my choice! 📞

Aaron 1d ago

@alice It's a tossup for me. Really depends on the quality of the person/bot answering. What I'd really prefer is to be able to talk to a real person in a written format.

Trivial Einstein 1d ago

@alice
Really? I hate actually talking to a human about as much as I hate making phone calls in general. What is it about not getting a human that stresses you, if you don't mind my asking? Maybe you've mastered some trick I could learn for talking to actual people.

@intransitivelie every ring ups my anxiety, I have a hell of a time navigating automated phone systems, I can't stand the "*hold music*—your call is important to us—*beep! more hold music*" bullshit.

When I get a person, I can calmly state what I want and then work out the details with them. It isn't always good, but it's consistently *better* than the bots.

Trivial Einstein 1d ago

@alice
I think I'd prefer to have all my phone calls be emails instead, but I imagine that would be too powerful for a superpower 😅 I'd overanalyze myself regardless, I guess, so maybe it's for the best that I chose the ability to talk to cats.

Liminal witch 🧙‍♀️ Sarah 1d ago

@alice if anyone gets that power I'm going to find a way to live without a phone number. I hate all the sounds my phone makes, except for morning alarm

Meadow 1d ago

@alice
We chose the fresh breath. Our vaping habit, even with breath fresheners, is not exactly kind to our breath.

So many great options, but why not eliminate an issue which would make others not want to be around us.

George B 1d ago

The amount of leftovers I have thrown out because they were hidden behind something when I was hungry and looking in the fridge is too damn high for me to pick something else.

BAD BURNS aka Knitting Dyke 1d ago

@gbargoud @alice I wanted that one too.

JulieR 1d ago

@gbargoud @alice right? I'd never cook again.

Mx. Eddie R 1d ago

@alice
Oh that's tough, there are four or so I'd really go for? Maybe 5, if I can sneak in the lesbian one as a treat.

Tanuki ( 貉 / タヌキ)1d ago

@alice Calle me greedy but I want all.

Ivan 1d ago

@Tanuki @alice me too! 🤩

Grace Vulpes Alopex 1d ago

it's against the rules, but rules were made to be broken anyways

all of the above!!!!!!

Agnieszka R. Turczyńska 1d ago

@alice That was easy. However, if the option had been "you perfectly understand what your cat says to you" , I'd have a decisive crisis 😁

Martin Marconcini 1d ago

@alice I had to pick "food never spoils" because it's good for everyone, but detecting all the blahaj was very tempting...

Legally Zoé 1d ago

@alice oh I only need the lesbian into you one, the rest are not even on the radar.

Joe 1d ago

@hotkey @alice I already have that power (I am a man so I know that she is not into me).

@not2b feel free to pick a different one if you already rolled that power at character creation.

@hotkey

Joe 1d ago

@alice @hotkey I picked leftovers never going bad. We throw away so much formerly good food.

Rupert V/1d ago

@not2b @hotkey @alice Ditto. Some guys don't turn theirs on. Weird, right?

echo ✨1d ago

@alice i always know what my power is going to be

(but knowing if lesbians are into me would be great 🥺)

gkrnours 1d ago

@chaosexanima @alice if you know their favorite food, they will be into you

Aaron 1d ago

@alice This is a really tough one! There are so many that I would jump at the chance to have

Aaron 1d ago

@alice In the end, I had to go with 8 hours of sleep because it eliminates the need for several of the others.

La pantera roja 1d ago

Easiest multichoice of my life. The power to command a legion of cats, and be blatantly ignored by all of them after a scornful glance.

David Penfold

1d ago

@alice Got to be the unsay thing for me.

Chris Simpson 1d ago

@davep @alice I would prefer the opposite, to have said the thing that I thought of later in the kitchen while making a cuppa

May Likes Toronto 1d ago

@alice what if you already have one of these powers, do you get a second one?

@mayintoronto sure!

May Likes Toronto 1d ago

@alice but then really, endearing bites are really more about intention than a power...

Chris Simpson 1d ago

@alice but humans thrive on risk. Where's the fun in knowing what state of matter is currently chambered?

@chris_e_simpson works on others too 💁🏼‍♀️

Was that the cat? Now you'll know for sure.

moonfaced 1d ago

@alice I had to choose between lesbianism and a healthy sleep schedule. But then again, that's the choice I make every day and I always choose lesbianism, so...

Jayne 1d ago

@alice torn between lesbian crush detection and being able to bribe an army of cats into maybe doing some of my bidding...

But for the sake of the planet, the proletariat, and queer people everywhere, my enemies shall know nothing but the taste of butter until they change their wicked ways

May Likes Toronto 1d ago

@dotjayne I feel like it doesn't matter if the cat can understand us. Cat will do what cat wants to do.

Jayne 1d ago

@mayintoronto @alice yeah that's the Achilles tendon in my supervillain cat-whisperer origin story. Despite their natural anarchist tendencies, I'm not sure there's enough wet food and time in the day to convince enough cats that smashing the state is just like knocking a really big glass off a really high shelf

@dotjayne @mayintoronto @alice

Emily_S 1d ago

"Oh no, don't worry, I'm not going to complain if you bite that guy. Feel free to use all your claws too if you like. Heck I'll move the pillow into the sunny spot on the stairs if you do"