🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)3d ago

You get exactly one of the following powers.

Choose wisely.

Detect all Blåhaj within 3 miles
1.2%
Cute lost socks appear in your dryer (clean)
0.9%
Takeout never spoils in your fridge
5.2%
Know definitively if a lesbian is into you
7.1%
All seats conform perfectly to your ass
3.6%
Know definitively if it's just a fart beforehand
2.3%
Always have amazingly minty fresh breath
3.5%
Can always unsay the last thing you said
16.6%
Cat's understand you perfectly
8.9%
Your bites are always endearing
1%
Always know any person's favorite food
2.5%
Can sleep 8 hours consistently
29.9%
A human always answers your phone calls
3%
Weekends feel longer than weekdays
12.8%
Everything tastes like butter to your enemies
1.5%
Poll ended at .
Show thread🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)3d ago
As someone who *hates* making phone calls, having a person always answer would be so much less stressful.
Show threadMeadow

@alice
We chose the fresh breath. Our vaping habit, even with breath fresheners, is not exactly kind to our breath.

So many great options, but why not eliminate an issue which would make others not want to be around us.

Jul 11 at 7:21pmWeb
Show threadHayduke3d ago
@meadow @alice Couldn’t you eliminate that issue without magic though?
Show threadMeadow3d ago

@medley56
I brush my teeth and scrape my tongue 3-5 times a day. I use mouthwash, mints, and anything else I can, but cannabis is a very strong smell to cover up.

But I'm so glad a complete stranger is implying I'm not making enough effort instead of appreciating how beneficial it would be to not have to make that effort at all.

This little wish game was fun... Was. Thank you for taking the fun out of it.
@alice