Mastodawn

🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)4d ago

You get exactly one of the following powers.

Choose wisely.

Detect all Blåhaj within 3 miles

1.2%

Cute lost socks appear in your dryer (clean)

0.9%

Takeout never spoils in your fridge

5.2%

Know definitively if a lesbian is into you

7.1%

All seats conform perfectly to your ass

3.6%

Know definitively if it's just a fart beforehand

2.3%

Always have amazingly minty fresh breath

3.5%

Can always unsay the last thing you said

16.6%

Cat's understand you perfectly

8.9%

Your bites are always endearing

1%

Always know any person's favorite food

2.5%

Can sleep 8 hours consistently

29.9%

A human always answers your phone calls

3%

Weekends feel longer than weekdays

12.8%

Everything tastes like butter to your enemies

1.5%

Poll ended at Jul 12 at 6:26pm.

🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)4d ago

🐰Your bites are always endearing🐰

*bites through ICE*

Republicans: aww 🥰

*bites through president*

News Media: aww 🥰

@alice A bunch of them seem really nice and I was wondering about the implications of the bite thing and now I regret not picking it