πŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)Jul 2

Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm nonbinary.

Yeah, but what were you born as?
A baby.

No, I mean what is your sex?
Awesome.

FFS! Do you have a penis or a vagina??
I've had my share of both.

OMFG!! WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS??
A frankly disturbing number of lockpicks.

Show threadπŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)Jul 2

The lockpicks in question:

(Also, happy to answer questions about my kit 😊)

Update: thank you Red Team Tools & @deviantollam for being responsible for like half my toolset 😘)

Show threadAAA365
@alice @deviantollam Thats an impressive kit, the handel fell off kitchen door while I was in there pretty chuffed to use a piece of wire to get out.
Jul 3 at 2:20pmWeb
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Show threadπŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)Jul 2

The lockpicks in question:

(Also, happy to answer questions about my kit 😊)

Update: thank you Red Team Tools & @deviantollam for being responsible for like half my toolset 😘)

Show threadimdat celeste aurora    [witchzard]Jul 2

@alice That indeed is a disturbing number of lockpicks ... 😳

(But coming back to the questions: "what else do you have in your pants?" πŸ˜πŸ˜‚)

Show threadXenoPhage Jul 2
@alice Nice kit! What's your absolute goto?
Show threadrevolutionary girl erinJul 2
@alice Oh that's some really nice kit.
Show threadUgly Bag of Mostly WaterJul 2

@alice Hello! I don't know much about picking. Do you have a suggestion for a learner's kit, preferably non-amazon?

Thanks in advance!

Show threadAlexJul 2
@alice thinking bout getting those red, blue, etc tension wrenches... seem like what i might need right now...
Show threadAlexJul 2
@alice eventually i plan in buying an orbit gear keychain so carrying some of this should be easier.
Show threadkwayk42Jul 2
@alice the ultimate 'I want to go to there' kit
Show threadBedastGPTJul 2
@alice These days I carry around an expanded covert companion kit. Though I just ordered some more goodies today.
Show threadNosirrahSec πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ guillotine enthusiastJul 2
@alice Oooooooh, the loop on the tensions I really like. My hands are too huge to deal with getting good grips on the "z" shaped ones I got and I cramp a lot.
Show threadnellie-mJul 2

@alice

😳

you don’t sit down very often, do you?

Show threadAndrewJul 2
@nellie_m @alice You're pretty amazing Alice :)
Show threadschrotthaufenJul 2
@alice @catsalad I’ll take you up on that :D What are the 2nd from the right, and the 3rd from right on the bottom row used for?
Show threadCatSalad🐈πŸ₯— (D.Burch) Jul 2
@schrotthaufen @alice For locks! Next question (/jk)
Show threadschrotthaufenJul 2
@catsalad @alice I mean… you’re probably right, but also not helpful. Do you work at customer support for a large company? :P
Show threadJoe WJul 2
@schrotthaufen @catsalad @alice maybe they are a mathematician? It's a correct answer but not really helpful in the real world?
Show threadsortius Jul 2
@alice aww, I only have the Genesis set in my bag
Show threadC3CasiJul 2
@alice That's a nice set :-)
Show threadeverybody's favorite gay epileptic ringtailJul 2
@alice i am curious about the city rake, what exactly is the use case that city rakes fill that wave rakes dont? is it about defeating somewhat tougher bitting?
Show threadCodey McCodefaceJul 2
@alice @catsalad Wow! I’m not a lockpicker, but my spudger kit is looking pretty shabby right about now.
Show threadEndlessMasonJul 2
@alice @deviantollam
Show threadDeviant OllamJul 2
@alice It's my pleasure to support your learning and your awesomeness β˜ΊοΈπŸ‘πŸ’š
Show threadlucasmz (he/they) (en)Jul 3
@alice @deviantollam is that to put on the uretha
Show threadGuillaume RischardJul 3
@alice @deviantollam Q: why so many lockpicks?
Show threadPaulaToThePeople 😷Jul 3

@grischard @alice @deviantollam I love it when cis dudes create a problematic system and then blame non binary people for the lack of a solution.

But what toilet do you use?
But do you participate in women's or men's sports?
But which shoe sizing scheme fits you?

It's like asking a readhead to choose between the blonde toilet and the brunett toilet.

But why don't you stop with the arbitrary, exclusive boxes?

Show threadβž΄βž΄βž΄Γ†πŸœ”Ζ.Ζ‡κ­šβ΄π”₯Ρ”ΙΌπŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ’»Jul 3

@PaulaToThePeople @grischard @alice @deviantollam

Man attacking woman while saying, "But, how will women feel safe if they don't have thier own bathroom?!"

Show threadViolet PixelJul 3
@PaulaToThePeople @grischard @alice @deviantollam

> But why don't you stop with the arbitrary, exclusive boxes?

they didn't... they had separate toilets for Africans, Asiatics and Europeans.
Show threadTheMagicalCJul 3
@alice @deviantollam are those bent pieces of wire on the top left for snapping locks like a pick gun?
Show threadAAA365Jul 3
@alice @deviantollam Thats an impressive kit, the handel fell off kitchen door while I was in there pretty chuffed to use a piece of wire to get out.
Show threadleberschnitzelJul 4
@alice but where's the round one you showed in another pic! You're hiding more in your pants! πŸ˜’
Show threadnot steveJul 5
@alice @deviantollam What's the top left with the forked end and a safety pin attached to it for?
Show threadSzabΓ³ Em, Shrimp Borg Jul 10
@alice @deviantollam this makes me miss my old pick set
Show threadSir ToootensteinJul 12
@alice @deviantollam Noice Kit!
Show threadJWcph, Radicalized By DecencyJul 19
@alice @deviantollam And here I thought all you needed was a hairpin... πŸ˜‚