Mastodawn

Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm nonbinary.

Yeah, but what were you born as?
A baby.

No, I mean what is your sex?
Awesome.

FFS! Do you have a penis or a vagina??
I've had my share of both.

OMFG!! WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS??
A frankly disturbing number of lockpicks.

The lockpicks in question:

(Also, happy to answer questions about my kit 😊)

Update: thank you Red Team Tools & @deviantollam for being responsible for like half my toolset 😘)

😳

you don’t sit down very often, do you?

@nellie_m @alice You're pretty amazing Alice :)