#MissedConnections - You were in the unisex dressing room at Walmart between the ladies lingerie and the men’s sleepwear sections, trying on a pair of granny panties. I was about to try on a pair of tube socks. You locked the door but I thought it was just stuck. I wasn’t able to get your phone number before store security dragged me away.

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